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The 11th commandment

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by leer, Jan 6, 2013.

  1. leer

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    First let me say I do believe in god and this thread is not poking fun at anyone just harmless fun .
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    so if you had a chance to create an 11th commandment what would it be

    you begin with Thou shall not then new commandment I will start.

    Thou Shall Not- Eat potatoes with the skin still on it


    Again it just for fun I still want to go to heaven .(!)
     
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    Thou shalt not wear anything seen opon Bill Cosby.
     
  3. Thou Shall Not: Blame Global Warming
     
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    Thou shalt not cook thine baby.

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    Thou Shall Not eat fries without ketchup
     
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    Thou shalt not turn down the stereo when I am listening
     
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    thou shall not give a baby Booze
     
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    Thou shalt not use thy kitty to revive Disco.

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    holly crap
     
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    Thou shalt not talk to me when I am listening to the cricket :slight_smile:
     
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    Thou shalt be careful not to drag thy feet on carpet, Lest thou be beset by muppets.

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    Thou shall not eat all the cake
     
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    Thou shalt avoid Hormone Supplements while Pregnant.

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    Thou shalt always be prepared for zombie rabbits
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    Thou shall not resort to socialism.
     
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    Thou shalt not resort to capitalism.
     
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    shall not resort to cannibalism
     
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    Thou shalt not resort to killing animals
     
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    Thou shalt not persecute thy fellow human being regardless of their differences.
     
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    FYI a little bit help with teething. My mom did for me.



    Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals!!!