Pretty self-explanatory. Pick any song, and rewrite the lyrics, and make them as hilarious as possible. I'll let someone else start because I seriously can't be bothered to use my brain right now.
What would you do if I kissed another guy. Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your tongue and I'll make you go bi. And I'll try to make you see... Oh, I get bi with a little help from my friends Mm, I get bi with a little help from my friends Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends What do I do when my love is away (Does that other boy look kind cute?) How do I feel by the end of the day, (I think it's about time you play the skin flute..) I get bi with a little help from my friends Mm, I get bi with a little help from my friends Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends Do you need anybody I need some experimentation! Could it be anybody I just some some manly salvation! Would you believe in friendship to love Yes, I'm certain best friends do it all the time. Do you think that's he a love dove? I can't tell, but I got him in the behind.. Oh, I get bi with a little help from my friends Mm, I get bi with a little help from my friends Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends Do you need anybody I need some experimentation! Could it be anybody I just some some manly salvation! Oh, I get bi with a little help from my friends with a little help from my friends.
O come all ye gayful Horny as a trumpet O come ye, o come ye to rainbow heaven! Get drunk on vodka Make out with a lesbo O come let's worship gay bars O come let's worship gay bars O come let's worship gay bars They. Are. GOD!!!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: i think i just wet myself! good one :lol: :lol: :lol:
Might not be mine, but I think it deserves it xD Stacy's Dad By Chris Collingwood/Adam Schlesinger (additional lyrics by Eric Davis) Stacy's dad is really kinda' rad [repeat 4x] Stacy can I come over after school? (after school) We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool) Did your dad get back from his all night rave (all night rave) Does he have the statue of the head that I gave (head that I gave) He knows I'm not the little boy that I used to be I'm all grown up now baby can't you see? Stacy's dad is really kinda' rad He's all I want and I want him so bad Stacy can't you see you're just not the one for me I know it might be sad but I'm in love with… Stacy's dad is really kinda' rad [repeat 2x] Stacy do you remember when I mowed your lawn (mowed your lawn) Your dad came out with just a towel on (towel on) I could tell he liked me from the way he leered (way he leered) And the way he said "you missed a spot over here" (spot over here) And I know that you think it's just a fallacy But since your mom walked out your dad's been cruisin' guys like me [Repeat Chorus] [Solo] Stacy's dad is really kinda' rad (he's really kinda' rad) He's all I want and I want him so bad Stacy can't you see you're just not the one for me I know it might be sad but I'm in love with Stacy's dad ah-ah ah-ah (I'm in love with) Stacy's dad ah-ah ah-ah (wait a minute) Stacy can't you see you're just not the one for me I know it might be sad but I'm in love with Stacy's dad
"Bring Me Some Pie" - Originally Bring me to Life by Evanesence (feat. Paul McCoy) how can you see in the kitchen like open doors pealing you down to the core where I've become so hungry now a soul my stomach feeling very cold until you find a bear and eat it's back bone (Bake me up) Bake Me Apple Pie (I can't Bke up) I'm hungry inside (Rape me) call me lame and save me from the starch (Shake me up) bite my head and run (I can't rake up) before I come undone (Rape me) save me from the nothing I have sung now that I know what I'm without a rhyme on this whole CD breathe into me like CPR bring me to death (Take me up) Bake Me Apple Pie (I can't fake up) I'm hungry inside (Rape me) call me lame and save me from the starch (Shake me up) bite my head and run (I can't rake up) before I come undone (Rape me) save me from the nothing I have sung Bring me to life (I've been searching the fridge, there's nothing inside) Bring me to life frozen inside without your microwave without your love darling only you are the wife among the head all this time and apples seeds I couldn't see kept in the dark but you were there in front of me I've been sleeping around with men it seems got to open my mouth to deep-throating without a thought without a rhyme without a song don't let me die here I must be some whore bring me to death (Shake me up) Bake Me Apple Pie (I can't Rake up) I'm hungry inside (Rape me) call me lame and save me from the starch (Make me lunch) bite my head and run (I can't make up) before I come undone (Rape me) save me from the nothing I have sung (Bring me to life) I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside (Bring me to life) i cant take all the credit for it, it was my friend who wrote it.
