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Advantages of being a gay man

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by SmokeandMirrors, Feb 3, 2013.

  1. SmokeandMirrors

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    Just downloaded an comedic app on my phone that basically has a good few dozen advantages of being a gay man as opposed to straight.

    I have to share a few as they made me audible chuckle so much I popped my head out of the room to make sure my housemate wasn't home yet. I, sure you'll relate to some.

    Here goes and feel free to add more:

    - You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous".

    - You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home. (wait for it...)

    - You can have naked men you don't know in your home. :roflmao:

    I will continue to add more from the app as they crop up; they're too funny to leave unsaid.
     
  2. AaronG

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    You won't have to worry about that one horrible week out of the month.
     
  3. mothcaterpillar

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    YAY naked men (as long as they aren't in my home as in the 1 I still share with my parents)
     
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    Don't need to solve the puzzle that is the female mind :wink:
     
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    Amen!

    Also, you get to share things with your partner, like clothes, aftershave etc. :grin:
     
  6. SmokeandMirrors

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    - There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you. :lol:
     
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    Not having to answer questions like "does my butt look big in this?" (and having to lie :lol:slight_smile:
     
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    Not having hear about what that bitch at work did that day.
     
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    Contraception.
     
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    Doubling your wardrobe when you're in a relationship!
     
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    - you'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.
     
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    NOOOOOO TAMPONS! Thank christ
     
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    No unwanted pregnancies! (Not that I'd have to worry about hat if I were straight :frowning2:)
     
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    No abortions!
     
  15. Acobi

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    You can leave the seat up without getting yelled at :grin:
     
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    uh, oopsy, I told some your address and said they would be there by midnight. :icon_redf sorry!

    ---------- Post added 3rd Feb 2013 at 11:13 PM ----------

    you guys can wear skinny jeans and if someone says that looks gay, you can say "well, duh!"