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Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Beebo, Mar 10, 2008.

  1. Beebo

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    So its pretty simple, name your favorite dessert/food.

    The next person must cause some sort of destruction with the food in an a funny way, and then name their favorite dessert or food.

    Example:

    I LOVE: "I love peanut butter cookies."
    DESTROY:"New scientific study shows all homosexual individuals are prone to developing Fatal peanut butter Allergies."

    I will start...

    I LOVE: popcorn with butter.
     
  2. Zūn Jìng

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    Turns out the popcorn is the new peanutbutter:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    I love: Big juicy...Starburst :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    BREAKING NEWS! Scientists have just discovered, after eating many starbursts and then dying, that starbursts contain large amounts of aids, herpes, and anthrax.

    I love: Crunch Bars Mm mm
     
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    The Crunch Bar factory has just been move right next to the nuclear wearhouse in North Korea. Many people have noticed extra limbs, mental retardation, and exploding heads after eating crunch bars in the past week........I would avoid them if I were you.

    I love beef jerky! ^^
     
  5. InaRut

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    Turns out beef jerky is not the LEAD cause in cancer. But don't worry everything causes cancer these days. Hell even reading these words cause caner *pop* ohh I can hear it forming now!

    I love eating Mollusks....
    *sings the walrus song*
    Ohhhhh they have tusks
    Ohhhhhh they like to eat mollusks
     
  6. Zūn Jìng

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    BREAKING NEWS! Crunch bars do not use rice to make them crunch they use dried peanut butter And the chocolate is just Starburst melted in H2O until the degree of being burnt..Take that :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    Whatchamacallits :grin:
     
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    This just in, Molluscs were Godzilla's favorite snack, he would never had attacked Japan if it werent for Walrus' like Inarut :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:.

    I LOVE: I love icecream.
     
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    Newsflash! Icecream actually contains lethal amounts of Methamphetamine, also known as ice. Also, the cream put into the "Icecream" is usually 6 months old and moldy by the time it goes into the icecream bucket.

    I LOVE: DARK CHOCOLATE.
     
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    It breaks my heart to say this, because I love dark chocolate too... but 'dark chocolate' is just digested 'white chocolate'. enjoy.

    I LOVE: Ribs with BBQ sauce.
     
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    They're HUMAN RIBS YOU CANNIBAL!. Nuff said.

    Chocolate Mud Cake.
     
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    Uh Oh! Breaking news! It turns out that "natural flavour" was just blended eggshells and a bucket of AIDS in every portion!

    Okay, I love..... pretzels. :grin:
     
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    Oh, you didn't know? The salt used in pretzels has OVER 9000x more carbohydrates, fats, and cholesterol, which makes you OVER 9000% more likely to have a heart attack.

    I love hot wings.
     
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    Hot wings now come still attached to the psycho chicken they came from, which gets very angry if you try to eat it, and has an awkward habit of eating you back.

    I love chinese curries.
     
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    turns out curry is the Chinese name to describe "mixing feces and vomit and vegetables, and then feeding it to americans". wow... thats so gross....

    I LOVE: Pineapple
     
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    Handy. I'm not American, so I get the proper stuff. Awesome.

    Seriously, though... ew, vegetables.

    :roflmao:

    Pineapples are actually large grenades.

    Explosive bowel movement gets a whole new meaning. And I'm not convinced it's a bad thing. Eew.
     
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    Coconuts in pies are actually monkey testicles

    I love Chili Dogs
     
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    FACT: Hot dogs are made from junk meat from beef and pork and contain hooves.
    MADE UP FACT: The chilli is made with HIV positive blood.

    I love to eat Schnitzle
     
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