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The UPT: Unserious Poetry Thread

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by FemCasanova, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. FemCasanova

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    I love writing poetry, but sometimes you don`t want to be serious or follow any rules, so you write down the first stuff that falls into your brain, just based on how you are feeling or a topic that stumbles into your mind all of a sudden. So, I thought it would be fun to have a crack poetry thread. Only minor seriousness allowed! Please post some fun ones :grin:

    This is my contribution for the day!



    Zombie Leaves Work

    You start off thinking this is good
    Mountains of papers, sure you could
    Take them all and get it away
    Even if it takes all damned day

    Close to lunch you feel so drained
    Of brain mass that your work has maimed
    You start to think it might have been
    Overly optimistic to think you could win

    Coffee break and you`re going insane
    Mountains of papers have eaten your brain
    Mock and stare from where they lie
    The finished stacks not nearly as high

    Almost time to grab your coat
    You drool and moan as the papers gloat
    Closing the door, you stumble away
    Turned to a zombie at the end of the day


    :sleep:




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  2. Cynder

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    Weird

    Polka-dot rat trap
    Sitting in the dark
    One rat, two rats
    I tear them apart

    Happy day of cheeze-wine
    And no one said
    Hey, you're a weirdo
    Now give me some bread
     
  3. wilkysarah1

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    Branches are covered with snow,
    beautiful and wet and white,
    it's really heavy, though;
    the branch falls without a fight.
     
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    I don't know if this counts.

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I've got a gun
    Get in the van.