Here's the deal: Load www.google.com and type "<your name> needs" (if you want to use an alias you can) Be sure to surround your search with quotation marks "" Example search: "Derek needs" Look at the results for a humorous result Example result: "Charlie stops the bleeding, but Derek needs blood. ... Charlie tells Sarah that Derek needs to take it easy, and offers his help in the future." You can also try other searches like, "Derek won a" or "Derek should" Yeah anyways... post funny results
Tim Needs Timbits! >.> We used to do Search your name + Was arrested for... I ended up being arrested for something involving a bird and being naked :/
Haha that's awesome! "Derek was arrested for smuggling pornography and received a five year suspended sentence. hope it was good porn."
"Katherine needs some rules to follow. A 13 year old should in no way be talking to an adult as this girl does. Neither should boys be the focus of her attention. Get involved parents; this child is in need of your help, protection and guidance." o.m.g. when i typed in the "arrested" one i got this one story a bunch of times. listen to this! "Katherine was arrested for indecent exposure with her genitals rubbed raw." definitely not me!!
Jean needs to power up, Jean was arrested for the murder of Dr. Tarnower, Jean won two Olympic silver medals, twelve Paralympic medals and numerous prestigious awards.
They all believe Imre needs psychological and psychiatric help. Imre needs a new diaper. Not that Imre needs it. His Dylan search engine lives under his fine skull. :roflmao:
HAha to funny, here are the top three hits I got: "Tony needs his booboo's kissed" of course I do, don't we all??? "Do you think Tony needs to cut his hair?" I just did last Monday! "Cherie says Tony needs a BIG one!" wow I don't even know a Cherie and she knows me THAT well. . . And I did the arrested one: The usual Tony was arrested for his posession of drugs Tony was arrested for trying to sell lewd pictures while waiting to cash his unemployment check. Tony was arrested for attacking a dog with a stolen golf club. Too funny
"Marcos needs more shoes" "Marcos needs a lot of psychological boost both inside as well as outside the court" "The level in these games is very high so Marcos needs to play good tennis" "Marcos needs to keep on blogging. He’s a good thinker and writer. Weblogs are helping in that area." These are so accurate... its... scary...
OMG! The fracking irony! :roflmao: The page's topic was "Matt's Sexuality" "Matt needs to date a midget or something next... Matt needs to perform his own sex change...like when he tried to circumsize himself..." I love Nip/Tuck and a forum for it was on top!
