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stupid jokes :)

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by lilbit55, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. lilbit55

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    Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps.

    Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

    A: To get to the second hand shop.

    Why can't a blonde dial 911?

    She can't find the eleven.
     
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    I can't even... :lol: but well played. :eusa_clap
     
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    What did one angry blonde say to the other angry blonde who was in a boat in a cornfield?

    She said, "You better be happy I can't swim, or I'd come kick your butt!"
     
  5. During WW2 the nazis had their own form of alphabet soup instead of letters it was with little swastikas

    called: Pastika!
     
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  7. Q:What do you call someone in the Middle East's arm?
    A: A Muslimb.

    Q:Why was the little boy crying?
    A: He was hit by a bus.

    ---------- Post added 13th Mar 2013 at 09:21 AM ----------

    You did say stupid jokes. I obliged.
     
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    (As you can clearly see, I love Louis C.K. xD)
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    I stole from the bakery this morning.*It was a piece of cake.
     
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    Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
    A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!

    Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
    A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
     
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    Q - Why did the Turkey cross the road?

    A - Because it was the Chickens day off!
     
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    You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

    Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted.
     
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    What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

    A dictator
     
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    When I think of stupid jokes, I immediately think of this one as it used to crack my grandmother up like crazy!:

    Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get to the other side.

    It is also officially the lamest joke in history too, lol! :icon_wink
     
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    How many Jewish grandma's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Don't worry about me, go out with your friends. Have fun, I'll just sit here and work on my knitting.....
     
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    Q: What happens when you throw a green stone into the red Sea?

    A: it gets wet

    (you did say stupid jokes)
     
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    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot, which calloused his feet quite badly. He also had an odd diet which gave him bad breath and made him very thin.
    As a result, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
     
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    Two blonde's walk into a building..


    Surely one of them would have seen it
     
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    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off in an industrial accident? He's all right now.
     
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    My 8th Grade Math Teacher kept us entertained with these kind of stupid jokes all the time. We laughed not only to amuse him (he got a kick outta them), but because of his reputation with them they were actually funny.

    *student spending lots of time sharpening pencil* "I think we get the point"

    If it doesn't make sense, it must make dollars.