Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps. Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop. Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
What did one angry blonde say to the other angry blonde who was in a boat in a cornfield? She said, "You better be happy I can't swim, or I'd come kick your butt!"
During WW2 the nazis had their own form of alphabet soup instead of letters it was with little swastikas called: Pastika!
Q:What do you call someone in the Middle East's arm? A: A Muslimb. Q:Why was the little boy crying? A: He was hit by a bus. ---------- Post added 13th Mar 2013 at 09:21 AM ---------- You did say stupid jokes. I obliged.
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted.
When I think of stupid jokes, I immediately think of this one as it used to crack my grandmother up like crazy!: Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. It is also officially the lamest joke in history too, lol! :icon_wink
How many Jewish grandma's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don't worry about me, go out with your friends. Have fun, I'll just sit here and work on my knitting.....
Q: What happens when you throw a green stone into the red Sea? A: it gets wet (you did say stupid jokes)
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot, which calloused his feet quite badly. He also had an odd diet which gave him bad breath and made him very thin. As a result, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off in an industrial accident? He's all right now.
My 8th Grade Math Teacher kept us entertained with these kind of stupid jokes all the time. We laughed not only to amuse him (he got a kick outta them), but because of his reputation with them they were actually funny. *student spending lots of time sharpening pencil* "I think we get the point" If it doesn't make sense, it must make dollars.