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Brillant Idea!!!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Richykins, Apr 2, 2008.

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  1. Richykins

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    Had this idea in another thread but i thought i would suggest it here. We need to create an LGBT navel fleet and a LGBT ninja arma..both will be led of course by Pirateninja (name says it all)

    Then we would be able to really tackl some of the problems we as LGBT people face =P no one would dare deny us the right to have a Marriage instead of a civil partership if they knew we could send in a lesbian assasin or a gay pirate to get them (Assasin doesnt have to be lesbian and pirate doesnt have to be gay =P) every problem we face would be swiftly dealt with =P

    Anyone else with me on this?

    P.S Pirateninja, if you dont fancy leading these Pirates and ninjas just say...of course then we would have to find a new leader
     
    #1 Richykins, Apr 2, 2008
  2. Jeimuzu

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    I'd be a ninja. We wear snazzy black outfits, and have both hands intact. Hard to light a cannon with a hook.
     
    #2 Jeimuzu, Apr 2, 2008
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    Give me something that is long, and hard, and full of seamen .... I call submarine duty. :lol:
    [come on, what do you expect from a "navel fleet"?].
    Plus to prove how much I want the position I've even been practicing lines from Das Boot.

    Aye Kapitän!
     
    #3 Nitro, Apr 2, 2008
  4. Richykins

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    I myself would have to go with pirate :wink:
     
    #4 Richykins, Apr 2, 2008
  5. pirateninja

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    Haha, I like this idea. :grin:

    Attack from sea means cannons, lots of cannons, swashbuckling good fun with rum and an easy escape from the haters. We would totally have to find a rainbow pirate flag :grin:

    Ninjas means stealth, secrecy and easy infiltration to the haters' bases. A direct attack.

    (You can see why I can't decide on either pirates or ninjas)

    BUT YES... I WILL LEAD YOU! With my amazing.... erm... leader-like qualities... like.... well does it really matter?

    And we will call ourselves... The LGBT Pirates and Ninjas. (Catchy and to the point eh?)

    So yes.... choose your side!

    Call me an abomination? AHOY HEEYAH!
     
    #5 pirateninja, Apr 2, 2008
  6. Richykins

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    mwahaha with our fearless leader we will rule the world!! or something not so power hungry
     
    #6 Richykins, Apr 2, 2008
  7. Ty

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    Gays are special kinds of Pirates :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #7 Ty, Apr 2, 2008
  8. pirateninja

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    We must first target everyone who is openly anti-gay, fire some cannons with sleep gas in them, or shoot a tranquiliser dart in their neck, take them to our super secret hideout, and then gay and lez them all up.

    Then, we start doing that to every straight person on the planet, and then finally rely on the remaining bisexuals to keep the earth populated.

    Watch your back, Fred Phelps.... you're first on our list. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
     
    #8 pirateninja, Apr 2, 2008
  9. Richykins

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    I think Martin is working on a Gay bomb..maybe we should forcefully recruit him into service :wink:
     
    #9 Richykins, Apr 2, 2008
  10. 24601

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    This would also help ease global warming:

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. pirateninja

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    Ahhh, yes, the sudden increase in pirates would help global warming too. :grin:
     
    #11 pirateninja, Apr 2, 2008
  12. Nitro

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    I made this for the cause:
     
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  13. pirateninja

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    ^ :roflmao: I love it!
     
    #13 pirateninja, Apr 2, 2008
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    #14 xballetxbeautyx, Apr 2, 2008
  15. Nitro

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    #15 Nitro, Apr 2, 2008
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    hehehe

    [​IMG]
     
    #16 Nicvcer, Apr 2, 2008
  17. Nitro

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    Come mister tally-man, tally me torpedoes!
    [​IMG]
    credit: Anon at VG club and Nitro on EC
     
    #17 Nitro, Apr 2, 2008
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    ....I'll guard any important intelligence information we may have >_>
    I'll also take any other important information you need me to guard.

    *Hides his orientation from everyone*

    he-he-he
     
    #18 InaRut, Apr 2, 2008
  19. Nitro

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    Manning the stations and awaiting your orders Pirateninja. And just for fun, a darker take on the same idea:
     
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  20. pirateninja

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    Right... originally our first target WAS going to be Fred Phelps. But because of their insistence to try corrupt the well meaning nature of Day of Silence, we have to send our first wave to the so-called American Family Association.

    Remember, we don't want to hurt them, that would only give them more reasono hate us. Just drug them and then complete gay and lez them up. :grin:

    GO!
     
    #20 pirateninja, Apr 2, 2008
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