Best Pick up Lines!

Do you have a bandaid? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

 

Have we met before? Because you look like you could be my next boyfriend.

 

Jimmy Carr has the best pick up lines : "Does this rag smells like chloroform to you?" :lol:

 

This isn't mine, but I'm sure you can win anyone's heart with this line. :badgrin:


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Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me :icon_wink

 

I am Mr Right, someone said "you were looking for me"

 

:lol:

Oh, God! I laughed out loud at this! However, my husband actually does do a lot of fixing computers, but he didn't find that as humorous as I did. OK, I'll give this pickup line thing a try....

So did it hurt? You know--when you fell from Heaven?

 

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

 

OH! This one was used on me once. When I was attending community college, I was talking to this guy on Myspace IM who lived in another one of the dorm buildings who kept trying to get me to come over to his room, so after saying I wasn't sure if I wanted to, he finally said, "Oh, c'mon, I've got magazines." My first thought was "Oh, God, he's going to show me porn!" But then he inserted onto the end of that statement, "....about planted aquariums". At that point, I wasn't even sure what to think, but just out of curiosity, I finally went over to visit him.

 

Were you waiting for someone? Because I've been waiting for you all my life.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

 

Are you from heaven? Because I have a boner.

 

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here


Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

 

"Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin."

 

Gotta love some of these:
- I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
- Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
- Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
- The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.

My favourite one ever:

(approach your target and place you hand on their nearest should)
"If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on THIS shoulder or..."
(put your arm around them, resting your hand on their other shoulder)
"THIS shoulder?"

 

More traditional:
Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like an angel.

 

Have NEVER used one. I find that I'm in a conversation and don't even know how it began. I much prefer that to playing games.

 

I put the STD in stud....Now all I need is U ;D