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Funny Signboards of China

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Counting Stars, May 23, 2013.

  1. Counting Stars

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    omigosh if you truly understand it you're gonna be bursting into laughter in no time XD

    Actual meaning: Dry goods Cashier
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    Actual meaning: This toilet does not have to be flushed. Please leave after use.
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    AM: Pay 2 dollars for each plastic bag used.
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    AM: Please call the police once you've been robbed.
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    AM: Please do not try it on. Let the promoters help you. (LOL!!)
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    AM: Vegetables (WTF?)
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    AM:Female locker room (Transgender in China, ha!!)
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    AM: Ancient clothes Photo-taking (I'm speechless)
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    AM: Take a Straw (Suck it folks!!)
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    AM: Guiyang Police, road police contact number (This is worse than Google translate!)
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    AM: Fire Extinguisher (Bruno Mars is gonna be so sad )
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    AM: Please be careful, slippery floor! (This is cursing people ><)
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    AM: One step forward, big step in civilisation ( okay... urinate is good in public)
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    Shit like I don''t know the correct way to shit =.=
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    AM: (HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!:lol::lol:slight_smile:
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    hope you enjoyed :slight_smile:
     
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    lmao! laughing here, especially on the last one! :grin:
     
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    Yeah! Loved the last one!!:eusa_clap
     
  4. Counting Stars

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    which WAS the last one? i changed the photos.. haha
     
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    the last one i was referring removed and it is funny! haha

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    it is about "no charge get the luggage from foreigners" something like that lol
     
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    This one always makes me laugh

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    so... 90% of engrish.com lol
     
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    hahahahaha..... 我不能等! China, here I come!
     
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    I have a shirt I bought in Japan. The brand name on the label is "Dream of the No Return".

    I was going to buy T-shirt I saw in a shop. It was one of the few shirts they had in English, and it literally was a snippet of text off of a shampoo bottle. The shirt said something like

    and I'm kicking myself for not getting it, just because of how ridiculous it was.
     
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  11. Counting Stars

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    HAHA! I was wondering why did they bother to put them in English if they couldn't even translate it correctly... LOL

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    Are u visiting China?

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    DO NOT FEED THE FISH WITH YOUR PRIVATE *****!!!
     
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    Not yet. My brother and parents have though. I want to visit there to help them with fixing their English signs hahaha. But someday I will for sure :slight_smile:
     
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    thats kind!! haha!!! But can u speak Chinese? Its gonna be a hard job for u and the chinese people if u dont XD
     
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    Holy shit, I laughed so hard at the fire extinguisher on that I started crying. :lol:

    Wow, my face hurts so bad.....