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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by AwesomGaytheist, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. AwesomGaytheist

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    Did you hear that Ronald McDonald is in this month's Playgirl magazine? They really got a good shot of his ______________________
     
    #1 AwesomGaytheist, Jun 7, 2013
  2. StefaniW

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    ...over-sized, clown genitalia, haha?

    The issue caused controversy, and received complaints from PETA for its...
     
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    shots of animals smoking marijuana in the background. Authorities are trying to determine...
     
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    whether the animals are considered sentient enough to be commited for illegal marijuana possession.

    Fox News issued a statement that read...
     
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    "gays might be sign of an alien race".
    This dog got shipped to china because....
     
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    His owner had left his passport in a Holiday Inn.

    The owner later said...
     
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    ..."Well, shit, how was I supposed to know?!"

    The dog is currently...
     
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    ...Under investigation for uranium smuggling.

    When pushed for comment the dog replied...
     
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    "Dogs barking can't fly without umbrellas."

    To which the investigator replied...
     
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    "Do what now?"

    This befuddlement was immediately met with....
     
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    A recent statement by the Jackson estate...

    Which read...
     
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    "The estate would like to assure everybody that there is no way it could have done it, because it is to incompetent to even write a simple statement."

    The press...
     
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    ... struggled to write a single statement about it.

    They instead wrote a story about a cat that found it's way into parliament when...
     
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    he passed the secret test all politicians must pass to demonstrate a capacity for selfishness and corruption.

    The cat went on to stand for election...
     
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    And the great people of Australia elected him!
    The Cat later went to England.....
     
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    But was unable to receive support from the Labour party, and then died by assassination.

    All of the blondes in the country....
     
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    started eating bananas for breakfast, and this resulted in a national banana shortage.

    However, this was quickly resolved when greenpeace got involved...
     
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    with a "save the banana" campaign.
    Banana growers commented...

    ---------- Post added 9th Jun 2013 at 07:28 AM ----------
    FYI the above quote comes from the movie Jumpin' Jack Flash.
     
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    that the "save the banana' campaign would wreak havok on their savings accounts.

    The villain was unsucessful because
     
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    his false banana nose disguise was easily penetrated.
    The police commissioner said...
     
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