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The Never-Ending Story

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by JSG, Apr 24, 2008.

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  1. JSG

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    Well, you know how it goes...

    Please end your post part way through a sentence so that the next person can continue.

    Once upon a time, JSG/Janvier was dancing in a luminous field of flowers with bunnies and rabbits and the sun shining down with a smiling face until...
     
    #1 JSG, Apr 24, 2008
  2. Kyle Tristan

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    He Saw Rows And Rows Of Bananas He Started To Eat But...
     
    #2 Kyle Tristan, Apr 24, 2008
  3. total mo

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    his boyfriend total mo "me" called him on his cell..
     
    #3 total mo, Apr 24, 2008
  4. JSG

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    but I can't pick up the phone when there bananas all around me unless Phil...
     
    #4 JSG, Apr 24, 2008
  5. Kyle Tristan

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    Wait, What??? Who's Phil???

    Anyways... Turns Out JSG Has An Extra Cellphone That Started To Vibrate In His Pocket He Picked It Up, Answered It Then.....
     
    #5 Kyle Tristan, Apr 24, 2008
  6. total mo

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    ..he accidentally dropped all of his cellphones and it smashed on the ground, then the weather suddenly changed and all the flowers wilted and the bunnies hide in their holes. there was a roaring thunder, and god's voice spoketh "thou shall not be gay, or i will struck your gay ass with lightning."

    lol much! obviously a joke.
     
    #6 total mo, Apr 24, 2008
  7. Alexander

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    But then Jesus appeared holding Peter's hand and walking through the flowery/banana-y field! AND GOD WAS LIKE OH. MY. SELF. My son's GAY?
     
    #7 Alexander, Apr 24, 2008
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    Then Kevin Appear on the Scene and was like:lol: :lol: :roflmao: :tears: :roflmao:
     
    #8 Grof142007, Apr 24, 2008
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    Suddenly Phil appeared holding a foil. Which he used to cut JSG's shirt into shreds leaving him in the nude. Phil smiled and tackled JSG.
     
    #9 InaRut, Apr 24, 2008
  10. Louise

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    JSG runs naked through the 'luminous field of flowers with bunnies and rabbits and the sun shining down with a smiling face until...' he realised he was on the set for teletubbies which was being filmed at the time and his gorgeous bod is being shown to thousands of innocent children all around the world. *JSG grabs nearest bunny to hide his modesty*
     
    #10 Louise, Apr 24, 2008
  11. Helen

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    Then the baby in the sun came down and censored the whole thing, because this just isn't suitable for little children to see! The bunny, however, ventured on to greener pastures than being used to hide someone's penis. He became the CEO of Nintendo ^_^
     
    #11 Helen, Apr 24, 2008
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    And because of this, a glich occured in the nintendo systems, electrocuting Pirateninja who was playing her Wii at the time and catapulted her out of her house and straight into a pile of lesbians, all of whom happened to like South Park. :grin:
     
    #12 pirateninja, Apr 24, 2008
  13. JSG

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    The south park lesbians all loved her buy did not enjoy the feeling of pirateninjas electrocuted fingers as they were all hard and scratchy ( the wii causes extreme electrocution and literally fries your fingers) so they all decided to...
     
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    ... go get some jalepeno poppers at TGI Fridays! :grin:
     
    #14 pirateninja, Apr 25, 2008
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    Well seeing as I don't know what
    means the south park lesbians dip Pirateninjas poor injured fingers in melted chocolate to help heal them. Now how to clean Pirateninjas hands...?
     
    #15 Louise, Apr 25, 2008
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    LMFAO Louise!!!!!! hehe......lol

    Ok....
    stick them in lube and then put condoms on them helps protect them from Janvier from kidnapping you for his own benefit.. Then Janvier shows up and...
     
    #16 Zak, Apr 26, 2008
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    Obviously JSG has to lick PNJ'S fingers slowly one by one to restore them to .....
     
    #17 panda, Apr 26, 2008
  18. Ty

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    giant squirming objects that were the quintessence of...
     
    #18 Ty, Apr 27, 2008
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    rolo chocolate ice cream made from the semen of the angels in heaven!
     
    #19 InaRut, Apr 27, 2008
  20. Ty

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    whose daily lifes were disrupted by the never ending pounding of..
     
    #20 Ty, Apr 27, 2008
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