The rules are simple. List a cartoon character who would (theoretically) beat the one above you. State the reason how your character would beat the one above you. Daffy Duck Elmer Fudd (shoots Daffy Duck when it's Duck Season) (this is what the next person would post, for example) Muriel (from Courage the Cowardly Dog, by hitting Elmer over the head with a rolling pin for shooting Daffy) (the next person posts) Be creative and have fun. Use any cartoon character. I'm curious to see how far this will go. I will begin: Jerry Mouse
Cletus from the Simpsons. To him, Rocket J. Squirrell and other roadkill would be on his dinner menu.