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So Pirateninja married Vampyrecat...

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by GlindaRose, Apr 30, 2008.

  1. GlindaRose

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    ...and Heatqueen is jealous, despite the fact that Vampyrecat said she could still be her mistress, because Heatqueen wants Vampyrecat all for herself.

    So Heatqueen did a little speculating and Heatqueen decided to get her own back on Vampyrecat by snagging her own wifey for herself.

    But Heatqueen didn't know how to get one so Heatqueen decided to post this thread to see if there were any offers. *grins evilly*

    Come on girls...you know you want to post... :grin:
     
  2. Helen

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    YES PLEASE! *points at herself* ^___________________________^
     
  3. pirateninja

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    Meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

    *thinks* Oh wait....
     
  4. Ty

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    This totally reminded me of this advert -

    [YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=8_uWh8lp9NE[/YOUTUBE]

    I want to go off with brooklyn nights :frowning2:
     
  5. Tim

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    I'm available! Wait... I'm a guy... and gay... lol.

    Plus, there's that whole thing with the fact you'd end up related to Holly + Tess :O lol
     
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    I totally had my resume all lined up, but then realized that this was a woman-only thing. xD

    Uh... now my resume only consists of: It'd create a lot of drama! :astonished:
     
  7. Helen

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    Well, so far, Pirateninja is taken, Ty, Myzou and LOVEjames all lack the requirement of being female, so which poster is left, I wonder........*thinks* *ponders* *uses brain*
     
  8. Starlight

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    That would be ME....

    *checks*


    Damn, I'm not female...
     
  9. LOVEjames

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    Looks like someone wants the heat from heatqueen. <3
     
  10. yahooooo

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    hmmm..... i think you have an admirer lol! :lol:
     
  11. Psychedelic Bookmarks

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    Heatqueen, this is the moment I have been waiting for! You just know that those drunken fumblings on the "actions only" thread were the start of something serious!

    Nobody thought of me though, so I understand if you don't want me :icon_sad: :icon_wink
     
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    Wellll, I would put my hand up but for the little problem that I am 30 years too old and straight :lol: But otherwise I would have loved to marry. We could have listened to Celine 24/7 on our honeymoon!
     
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    Me...with a wig?
     
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    I am going to woo her with my knowledge of Celine Dion songs. I am going to write a paragraph incorporating Celine Dion song titles into it.

    If You Asked Me To, HeatQueen, If I Could, I would love you forever. I Want You To Need Me. I don't want to be Alone anymore. I Can't Fight The Feelin' anymore. No, don't look away, keep your Eyes On Me. Come To Me. The First Time I Saw You, The First Time I Saw Your Face, I knew that I loved you. This Time, I won't let you go. That's just The Woman In Me. If I Could, I'd Stand By Your Side forevermore. We could have a Super Love. When a New Dawn comes, I'd be your Naked Nature Boy. It's no Miracle, my Love Can Move Mountains.

    If that doesn't get her, nothing will.
     
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    :roflmao:

    Best way to try and seduce her I think :thumbsup:
     
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    I'm hoping so. xD Maybe she'll ignore my junk and make me impersonate Celine in bed or something.
     
  18. Psych!

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    There are more females in here than I thought. Still, there's not enough to overcome the male population. :shrug: I wonder if heatqueen is actually bi, then everyone can try to woo her, even though LOVEjames beat us all...
     
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    I'm totally tempted to make a Part II or something. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
  20. Psych!

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    ROFL. That would mean that no one could win, not even the girls.