First Sausage Fest

YAAAY! Have fun!!! = D

Not sure how to be male tbh though... :3

Edit: Big belt buckles?

 

Be the person you want to be.

I know, I know. This is easier said than done, but really, that's all there is to it. Just be sensible, polite, and willing to crack some jokes. Also know, it's totally fine to chill off to the side with somebody. A party doesn't mean you have to wear a lampshade on your head, and be Spiderman-ing off the walls. It's just about getting together, having some fun, and seeing what happens.

If it helps, be sure to learn some cool handshakes. Street cred goes a long way, for one reason or another, at these get-togethers.

Finally, have a God damn good time, geez. LOL.

 

I thought that was a cowboy thing... :icon_redf

 

pick a fight with the biggest, nastiest looking guy as soon as you get there, or become someones bitch...

No wait, that's prison...

 

Just be yourself dude, but it couldnt hurt to grab a dude and talk the night away lol

 

If it's a party and you're bringing beer, unless some other type of game was pre-arranged (I go to a poker party about once a month), any games will probably be drinking games.

 

Not necessarily. I went to a co-worker's house to drink once, and while most of us brought alcohol, we didn't play drinking games. We played regular card games, one of which was Left, Right, Center. Of course, we were drinking the whole time, but we didn't cooperate that into our games.

Also, I'm sure you'll be fine. Just try not to make up for anything by being super masculine. That just gets annoying, no matter who does it lol I'm sure you'll be fine with being yourself.

 

I would love to be invited to a ladies poker party. I just love poker.

Have a great time at your sausage fest, JJ! (!)

 

Don't do what Mulan does and you'll be fine. That is: no spitting, no hitting people, no exaggerated poses and gestures, and not following the advice of a red dragon voiced by Eddie Murphy...in fact, keep him away. He's useless.

Seriously, have fun and be natural.

Edit: And be careful what you drink.

 

Watch every episode of "Married with Children" and take notes of what Al Bundy does, can't go wrong lol

 

For a second there I got my oldies american TV shows mixed up and started thinking about the Honeymooners...wasn't quite sure how "One of these days Alice..." was going to help!:icon_bigg

 

Hey JJ, I agree with Claudette, but also just be you and everything will be fine. Most men are into sports. If you need to break the ice thats one subject to begin with. I know I can never talk sports until I did my research and then talk about it lol. Movies are another topic. Depends on the movie, good ones to reminisce about are: Kingpin, The big labowski, Fargo, Scarface, Casino, Boogie nights. Just to name a few.

 

can't go wrong with "the big labowski" lol

 

In that case you got some homework to do.