So I'm a hockey player, and it's somewhat common knowledge in the hockey community that hockey players have larger rear ends (because of skating) and thighs (also because of skating). Then, I saw on Reddit that this guy was having trouble finding pants because of the "hockey ass and thighs"and so then this other guy pointed him towards a couple websites that sold men's jeans specifically tailored to accommodate hockey players physique. Think about it, folks. Large ass and thighs. Doesn't that sound like your Pre-T FAAB body? Yes sir it does! So, enter the world of men's jeans that fit, look great and don't midge dee you in any way. Almost sounds a bit too good to be true, right? A little. Hockey players' jeans do run at around 70-90$, but if you can afford it, they seem like a great option. I personally don't own a pair (because of money reasons), but from what common sense I do have, I think they might just work for most pre-T FAAB physique's Here's a website that sells them. This is why hockey jeans must be made.