An appropriate response to obnoxious questions

I saw this buzzfeed article, it really inspired me:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/questions-to-which-the-only-acceptable-answer-is-hodor


But I'd like to add my own questions to the list!

54. So are you gay or straight? Hodor.
55. So are you male or female? Hodor.
56. In your relationship who's the man and who's the woman? Hodor.
57. Are you doing this because you are acting out because of that thing that happened that time? Hodor.
58. How does scissoring work? Hodor.


I invite you to add your own! (&&&)


(sidenote: the actor who plays Hodor is gay, so this works out very well.)