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Discussion in 'LGBT Later in Life' started by BackgroundXtra, Oct 21, 2013.

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  1. BackgroundXtra

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    As I think I've mentioned before, I live in a very small town. We have one gay bar, that can more accurately be described as a shack. All you can score from the actual bar is a beer. They have no liquor license, so you have to bring your own booze if so desired. Even more lame, it's only open Friday and Saturday nights.

    This past Saturday, I was told that our local grocery store becomes a "makeshift" social spot for gays on Monday nights, an hour before closing. They get a cart near the sliding doors, toss a few items in for "appearances," and then go "browse" guys on the Frozen Foods aisle.

    My guess is that they choose the "Frozen Foods" aisle because it's nestled deep in the store.

    I was told that some weeks a couple dozen gay guys end up there. I can only imagine what the owner thinks!!

    Anyway, my big social "plans" tonight are to go to the grocery store. This is the first time I will have ever ironed clothes, spiked my hair, and applied cologne to go buy Cheerios.

    I don't know what to expect, but I'm kind of excited!

    Do any of you guys' towns have a similar unconventional meeting place for gays/lesbians?
     
    #1 BackgroundXtra, Oct 21, 2013
  2. greatwhale

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    Well if you meet at the freezer section, be sure to wear long underwear...it's important to protect the family jewels! :grin:

    Seriously, this is sooo inspiring! A slice of gay life like no other!

    I can imagine the innuendo...

    "I'm partial to the frozen profiteroles myself...if you know what I mean..."

    "well...I guess...I think...what do you mean exactly?"

    "Or is it the rocket popsicles you're partial to lickin....?"
     
    #2 greatwhale, Oct 21, 2013
  3. Dragonbait

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    :lol: :lol: "Anyone here like pigs in a blanket?" :roflmao: :roflmao:
     
    #3 Dragonbait, Oct 21, 2013
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    Or...

    "Is there any spotted dick?" :lol:

    (For those who don't know, spotted dick is English. Link to Wikipedia article.)
     
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    ...and there he was...the man of my dreams, standing there between the Green Giant frozen peas section and the Tater Tots.

    He opened the glass freezer door and the frozen mist just flowed all over him, he bit his lower lip as he reached for the Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia...he checked the expiration date...
     
    #5 greatwhale, Oct 21, 2013
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    I can't wait for a report! I don't know of any untraditional meeting spots here - but this is a big city.
     
    #6 HopeFloats, Oct 21, 2013
  7. Rose27

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    Starting new gay erotica genre? Potential for best seller... but wait 'till after divorce to publish so you get all the $$$.
     
    #7 Rose27, Oct 21, 2013
  8. Dragonbait

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    Why wait? I think Greatwhale (without proper caps) is an excellent nom de plume!
     
    #8 Dragonbait, Oct 21, 2013
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    I can't wait to hear from Backgroundxtra how it went! :grin:
     
    #9 greatwhale, Oct 21, 2013
  10. Dragonbait

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    So in honest answer to your question, B.E., where I live, the best known unconventional meeting place for LGBQ (can't say I've noticed any T, but who knows?) people are the winery tasting rooms. Obviously not exclusively LGBQ establishments, but I would imagine your grocery store isn't either. The wineries are especially popular among Gay men, most lesbians that come in are either with a date/partner or with their mothers. Gay men come in most often with their lap dogs or fag hags.

    But I've got a question about the whole Froze/food aisle thing. Wouldn't Gay men rather meet while squeezing peaches?

    :laugh:
     
    #10 Dragonbait, Oct 21, 2013
  11. Rose27

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    Hey What's the Lesbian isle/section? Gotta know.
     
    #11 Rose27, Oct 21, 2013
  12. Dragonbait

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    Condiments, Sauces, Spices, Jams and Jellies

    :roflmao:
     
    #12 Dragonbait, Oct 21, 2013
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    #13 Rose27, Oct 21, 2013
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    I think you should write the screenplay for a movie about being gay in your town!
     
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    Well, geez. I spent 4 years managing the frozen food section of our local grocery store. Talk about your wasted opportunities. Dairy section too--I should have ordered more cream, apparently.
     
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    This adds a whole new dimension to the term "meat market" :dry:

    We haven't heard from B-X in a while...do you think he's found his significant freezer?
     
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    Probably picked up some turkey or other.
     
    #17 Choirboy, Oct 22, 2013
  18. Dragonbait

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    Maybe someone took him home to defrost.
     
    #18 Dragonbait, Oct 22, 2013
  19. Rose27

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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    (!)(!)(!)(!)(!)(!)(!)(!)(!)(!)(!)
     
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    In the frozen section, no one cares if you have a "pizza face".

    Do what with my "pie hole"?

    Love my Stuffer's dinners. Oh yeah--Stouffer's.

    Frozen buns, anyone?

    Life is a "Banquet" - thighs, legs, breasts, you name it!

    "Wow, things get really stiff when they're this cold!"

    OK, clearly I have had a little too much stress lately and I need to unwind....
     
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