I thought this was kind of funny...(kind of): 10 Shame-Inducing Gifts To Give Your Forever Alone Friend
Oh, my. I would love to give one or all of these to my eventual ex....but I am way too fond of living.
This is going to sound so very juvenile but that CHOKING HAZARD: small parts really had me laughing like crazy ..
I'd get the hand holding leash but my hands can get clammy after holding sometimes hand fire to long. And i can't even believe that table! :laugh: