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Old 25th Dec 2011, 04:41 PM   #1
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Default Apology letter on behalf of all gays in Minnesota

Karma? Seriously, don't these people think they'll get caught?

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Scandal-ridden anti-gay Minnesota politician Amy Koch has had a rough few days. First, news of her extramarital affair with her married staffer broke. Then, she was forced to resign from her position as state Senate Majority Leader. Now, it seems that the gays of the land of 10,000 lakes have seen the error of their marriage ruining ways, and one of them has written an apology letter so cold, it will you give your nipples frostbite.
Minnesota Gays Formally Apologize For Ruining Cheating Conservative's Marriage
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Old 25th Dec 2011, 06:56 PM   #2
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That letter is the most amazing piece of literature I have seen in ages.
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Old 25th Dec 2011, 07:03 PM   #3
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The scathing sarcasm in that piece is delicious. I love it.
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Old 25th Dec 2011, 10:48 PM   #4
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Old 25th Dec 2011, 10:59 PM   #5
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Oh, I love it. Haha!
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that was great. I loved it lol
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Old 26th Dec 2011, 12:54 AM   #7
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I laughed while reading the letter... what? It was funny.
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Old 26th Dec 2011, 02:00 AM   #8
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Meh, it could have been better.
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I think "Oh snap" is indeed the right word here.
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This is why sarcasm rules over all.
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Old 26th Dec 2011, 06:53 PM   #11
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That was hilarious.
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*can't breathe* *need to stop laughing*
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This letter is made up of pure awesome!
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