Trying to have a wet dream

Hahaha you want to induce nocturnal emissions? Maybe it's something people outgrow...

 

I'm still able to do it. It can be fun. Be patient, I guess.

 

I have never had one...

 

Don't masturbate for a while. Get's me everytime! Not something I really enjoy, I tend to remember the dream and wake up during the 'emission' and stop it, entirely against my control.

 

I mean you'd think after not doing "it" for a while it has to come out somehow...right?

 

IIRC your body just breaks it down and reabsorbs or flushes it after a bit. Semen is actually a combination of several different things your body produces and mixes together during ejaculation, as I recall. It's not actually all sitting there in one place, despite various statements in porn or slang to the contrary.

I've never had one either, so you're not alone in that. I'd rather be awake to get rid of it anyway, if you know what I mean

Todd

 

I once woke up cold and wet. I assumed that was it. I had no smell of urine to make me leap out of bed in horror. I wish I made that much of a mess every time

 

I remember the very first time I had a wet dream, Christmas Eve, 5 years old. And I remember a VERY vivid wet dream I had a couple years after that, I think at 7 or 8 years old...The dream was that I was having sex with a girl, and while still dreaming I could feel myself jizzing in real life, but I was too young to understand what jizzing actually was because no one had explained that to me yet, only that the penis goes inside the vagina, and so i thought that I was just wetting the bed. However, the sensation never fully woke me up, and instead I went on with the dream, and in my dream I went around telling my friends at school that I peed inside the girl i had sex with..

Fast-forward over the next 3 or so years, I slowly start liking boys, and stop liking girls literally overnight. Biology is so confusing.

 

I've never had one before in my life. Ever. Is it weird that I feel like I'm missing out.

 

I had my first one a few weeks ago, I think its cause I didn't masturbate for a couple days.

 

I verrrry rarely have them, but it has been known to happen on occasion. Usually the dream isn't even remotely sexual. During REM sleep the genitalia become aroused and engorged with blood, so there doesn't really need to be sexual content in the dream for you to 'emit.'
As per frequency, it varies greatly among individuals. There is some evidence to suggest that going long periods without masturbation may increase chances of an emission, but only slightly. Again, it is highly variable.

 

Eh, why would you want to have a wet dream? I hate wet dreams, I take a shower at night, go to sleep, then have to deal with a sticky mess again the next day.

Granted, they are intensely pleasurable; at least in my experience, the orgasms I've had during wet dreams have felt loads better (haha get it?) than most orgasms I have while awake.

(I don't hate them as much as I used to though, back when I was deep in the closet, I would wake up fraught with guilt and shame about having highly enjoyable dreams about cumming inside another guy's ass :icon_redf.)

However if you want to have wet dreams, I pretty much always had them when it was hot in the room where I was sleeping, and I was under the covers, with all that heat making it easy to stimulate down there while sleeping.

Another factor with me was anti-depressants, when I used to take Zoloft every day, if I ever missed a dose one day, I would be guaranteed to have a wet dream that night. I would not suggest taking anti-depressants just to try to have a wet dream though.

But they do feel really good, at least in my case, I actually feel somewhat lucid during them, I feel the pleasure of releasing all that tension while dreaming and will sometimes even wake up afterward because it is so strong.

 

only wet dream i had was when i was twelve and was really confusing.

i was in the field behind where out block of houses are having a party with friends when lara croft walks by. everyone wolf whistles cept me and she carries on. suddenly a huge tidal wave washes everything away and me and lara are stuck on opposite ends of a whirlpool.

i am suddenly flung into her and end up grabbing a hold of her. she reacts with disgust and slaps me away and im back in the whirl pool spinning around till i wake up and discover what my body has been doing.

the confusing thing is i didnt even like lara croft, not even the games.

 

Ahem...

WetDreamForum.com - Male Anatomy

What happens to sperm that isn't ejaculated? - The Naked Scientists

The subject itself is rather hard to get a straight answer on online, but these two pages seem to do the best job of it that I was able to find with a bit of googling.

Todd

 

Wow, I wonder why you decided to spend nine days without masturbating. I know I wouldnt be able to do it, because I spill my nut pretty much everyday haha And thats probably why Ive never had a wet dream, and probably never will. I think I could spend a few days without masturbating, but it would probably no more than five. Though I admit its really cool when you see all the gallons and gallons of sperm that youve accumulated spilling out and making a mess out of everything.

The amusement park metaphor made my day.

 

I've never had a wet dream, and I can go for a fair while without masturbating.

Now I feel as though I'm missing out!

 

I don't think that would be a problem, unless you were sleeping naked. The semen doesn't really seep beyond your underwear and whatever pants you have on.