I'm probably down with the flu or something (Web Md is actually the worst place to check. I mean unless you want the internet to tell you that you have lung cancer) it was kinda fun at first. Like... my voice was all deep and manly and I was a bit wobbly. I pretended to be an old drunk man and comforted myself with yaoi, convinced that if yaoi couldn't cure me, literally nothing could. It's not fun anymore. I kind of figured this sick day was going downhill when the scent of chocolate made me nauseous. I saw a hilarious gif of a sloth and nearly coughed up my intestines. Anything funny poses a serious life threat, and I laugh a lot in a day. I fell over from the sheer force of opening the fridge and a sex scene in a movie made me cry. what if I have sex with a person and like transmit my nasty germs through my vagina like for real could that happen? I'm not taking no tylenol extra strength though cause I saw this conspiracy theory show like three years ago with my mom and they were like "the governments poisoning our food supply" like if I can't trust Splenda I can't trust no actual drugs. SO DIZZY.
Yeah! Also, the opposite of my elbow really kills, but that's probably from holding my phone for a long time.
Achey skin is the first indicator that I might have the flu. Though, it could also be pneumonia. Are you wheezing?
