Unable to buy a dildo?

go to a sponsors. They don't ask for your ID there.
Thats where I go for on the spot shopping.
Try saving up. Your average dildo will be around 15$.
Otherwise, I would find a condom and stuff it with flour. That is another alternative plan. Just use multiple condoms.

 

I use a sharpie pack. 1 not working? Add another and another and another! Lol

 

As far as I know, there isn't an age requirement for minors to purchase Visa gift cards. So you could buy a Visa gift card from a grocery store, supermarket, etc. then use it to purchase the dildo online.

Since the seller is mailing it to you, you have to be vigilant while watching the door for the package so that you get it before anyone else in your family. Doing so prevents having any awkward conversations about your purchase.

 

If you can, buy a gift card with cash and order one through Amazon. You really shouldn't stick anything up there that isn't intended for that purpose...if it breaks it would be a really awkward visit to the ER.

 

oh you use pens?

 

You could make one too youtube has tutorials on how to make them

 

I've got like 8 of the normal permanent markers and a king size one.

Just never stick it in too far.

 

oh my god boy thats hot have never used pens though have used "other stuff"

 

THIS!!!! please folks, if your trying to be discrete it is very easy for the use of "alternative" objects to go way wrong. you could really hurt yourself and that trip to the ER could out you when your not ready or make a tense situation way worst. please only use things made to go into your body.(*hug*)

 

Do not put things up your butt that aren't made for that purpose, please. I'm serious.

Things that have any kind of edge can cause tears and hurt internally and things that don't have flared ends can get caught up in there causing you to have to go to the ER to get them removed! I can imagine that you aren't going to want to have to explain that

On a lighter note:

this guy got a vibrator stuck up his ass and live tweeted his whole ER trip

This is funny, but I can imagine it would be not a fun conversation to have with your parents.

Really really do not put things up there that do not belong there!

 

Please don't stick anything up there without a flared end. I used this plastic short candle thing that was about 2 1/2 inches when I was younger. Looking back at how dumb I was, it is a miracle it didn't get stuck up there. Talk about what an awkward ER trip that would have been.

 

While I don't have the age problem, my folks would go ballistic if they found an "Adult" item in the mail. When I do order online, I use an option available with some mail carriers (example:Fed-Ex) where you can choose to send it to one of their local distribution hubs and have it held for you till you come and get it. I have bought two toys this way using a pre-loaded Best Buy Visa card, so I know it works. The only problem would be if you do not have a drivers license or a learners permit. Also, (speaking from personal experience) I would highly recommend finding a place to hide it BEFORE you order, if you live with parents/roommates/others who are not quite as tolerant of gays as other people.

 

My friend Brian used to work as an ER nurse and he told me all kinds of stories of things that people had tried to use for anal stimulation and had to go to the ER to get fished out. Don't use anything that's not supposed to go up there.

 

Please, please everyone take Jimmy's advice. Buy a real dildo engineered for the purpose.

 

call me old fashioned. but your 13. you should be playing pokemon and stealing your moms hand lotion to masturbate and your dads razors to shave your newly minted pubes. i dont think its appropriate for children to have sex toys.

 

I'd rather see a 13 with a sex toy as opposed to sticking something up there that could potentially cause damage or even worse, having unsafe sex which cause even more damage (physically and mentally)

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And, for the record, being a gay male I was sticking things up there long before I was able to 'traditionally' masturbate.

 

and i dont disagree necessarily. but hes 13. this should be a non issue for a 13 year old. he should be more concerned about school and cartoons and videogames and how best to clean up after masturbating. like i said. guess im just a bit old school.

 

I do understand how risky it is for a 13 year old to get a sex toy, but I'd rather see him pleasure himself safely compared to risk going to the hospital.

 

Like i said I dont disagree. But I just think thirteen is way to young to be....that sexual.