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Odd And Awkward Boners!

Discussion in 'Physical & Sexual Health' started by The Virgo, Nov 23, 2014.

  1. The Virgo

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    Do you have a story of when you got an awkward boner before? For me it was every day in math class in the 7th grade :bang: everyday and i had to hide it behind my lunchbox :icon_redf
     
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    Every day on the bus before I school. I used to go to a crowded school so I always had to keep my backpack on my lap. Awkward indeed. But at least I could hide it easy. Now that I'm married with kids morning wood can be awkward too. Have to tuck it under the elastic until it goes away. My wife thinks its funny.
     
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    I would die!

    Fortunately, I don't have a mortifying boner story, but I find morning erections very inconvenient/awkward. I have to wait for them to go away before I can pee. :grin:
     
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    yep, all true...

    never was embarrassed by having one. never teased about it either in school.

    still happens now and then, but, if you got it flaunt it.... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    In the mornings when you need to get up to open a gate or door for someone and Mr Junior stands on attention and you got only your boxer on...
     
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    I get a lot when I'm around male friends at school. They're just so fit!

    They never notice, but they know I'm gay so I guess they wouldn't be too freaked out if they noticed.
     
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    On the bus... e'ry morning... locker rooms... DANG they are annoying.
     
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    When I tried to go up to my school crush I tried to conceal it with my bookbag and he pointed out that my zipper was down!
     
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    OK, how's this for awkward. the first time that I was ever naked around other guys was when I was 13, and a freshman in high school. We all had to take quick showers and change after gym class, and when I saw all those other naked young guys, I got a huge boner that just wouldn't go away. In retrospect, I think that I'm lucky that I didn't get beat up. I didn't understand what was going on exactly, and didn't know what to do about it. At the end of the freshman year, I finally figured out how to take care of things at home so that wouldn't keep happening. but the locker room remained an event for me for the next three years (well, should I say for the rest of my life?)
     
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    That sounds like a start of a porno locker room lifestyle starring Wildside!
     
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    This happens to me so much I just wake up and bang I have to wait for it to go down to pee.
     
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    The most awkward boner I ever got was when I was a super Christian in high school and didn't masturbate for a year. I tried to pee just before class and got rock hard, thus ending my attempt to pee and forcing me to have to hide it by holding it in my pocket.
     
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    The other day in health class when we were practicing the Heimlich with partners. OF COURSE I just HAAAD to be partnered with the only guy in my grade that is both attractive and my type :bang: Needless to say, it was awkward. But thank god he didn't notice.
     
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    My junior year in high school I would always get a boner in my Spanish class because I would always sit across from this guy who I had a big crush on. One day he caught me, and he came up to me and said "I saw your boner and you were looking at me" I blushed and then walked away.
     
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    I seem to always start to get one when i'm around my boyfriend and once i touch him(hug, lean on arm, poke his arm) I just get a full boner, it's quite annoying especially since I mainly wear sweatpants but I manage to hide it ok.
     
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    Oh, man. :lol: That is an awkward time.
     
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    Gosh, I had forgotten what that was like...as a younger man I was very often having to 'tuck myself in' to conceal what what going on down there...I must have been getting them throughout the course of the day. Things have settled down a bit more now, since I've stopped wearing loose clothes outside the home. The jeans I wear now while out in public seem to hold things down somewhat. But I can recall some problems when I had looser pants on, and...hmm yes awkward.
     
  18. Wildside

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    it's not so often anymore, but I still get boners in inconvenient moments. maybe I should stop wearing loose boxers, but they're so comfortable!