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Semen taste

Discussion in 'Physical & Sexual Health' started by Pseudojim, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. Pseudojim

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    So, there's no delicate way to ask... Is there any viable way to make your semen taste sweeter and/or better?

    i've heard: cut out smoking (if you're a smoker), and eat pineapple

    i can't vouch for the validity of either suggestion.

    Anyone have any 'pearls' (lol) of wisdom?
     
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    I'd recommend self-experimentation in this case.
     
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    pineapple makes it taste good actually
     
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    I've never liked the texture of semen, personally. I, uh, tried a considerable amount once...mine doesn't taste like anything but the texture is like swallowing an alien life form.

    I think that, in the off-chance a guy actually wants me to blow him, I'd just swallow it as fast as possible.
     
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    I find that more fruit, and less fried/junk foods leave a much better taste, or at least thats what I'm told
     
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    How does people eat seamen?

    Its warm...slimy...salty...
     
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    It's actually not that bad. :lol:
     
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    You just suck and suck for several minutes, and then you swallow when you get a nice warm load dumped into your mouth. If you don't suck in air before you swallow, the taste isn't as bad. :thumbsup:
     
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    I've hear eatting certain fruits like pineapple, or green apples can make it taste better things with caffine make it taste bitter, however I don't know if these are just old wive's tales or not.

    From when I've experienced is that someone guys just taste good and other just taste like battery acid
     
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    MythBusters needs to get on this ASAP. Wouldn't it be awesome if, for once, we had cold, hard, scientific facts to rely on rather than anecdotal evidence?
     
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    ok i'll admit to checking out what my own tasted like once, but wait, do people actually taste other people's semen??? I thought that was very unsafe from an infection point of view?
     
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    I'd imagine unprotected oral's OK when you trust the guy.
     
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    I think it is more important they get discovery to air the 'do pretty girls fart' sketch first.
     
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    no offence to those that do it...but yuuuuuuck!

    I'd swallow someone else's, but my own bodily stuff grosses me out. I never ate my own bogies either =P

    that's why i'm here asking
     
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    Now that April Fool's has passed.

    The problem with all of these discussions about foods and the taste of semen is that it is very difficult to be sure exactly where the problem lies. Sure- if your boyfriend has had asparagus the day before, it's probably pretty easy to determine that's the problem.

    But there's not going to be a direct cause-effect when you have someone eat-drink certain foods to see if it influences the taste.
     
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    lol....if i'm too grossed out by my own bodily fluids....WTH am i doing with another guy????:grin:
     
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    Stick with the "on me not in me" rule. It's much safer anyway. :slight_smile:
     
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    Wait, so by that logic you won't taste your own ejaculate, but you're ok with eating someone else's nasal mucus?
     
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    haha, no, there's nothing sexual about mucous.
     
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    Thank you!

    Haha it really isn't that bad. Hell, it's good enough to keep me from wasting napkins hahaha
     
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