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How do I shave my butt?

Discussion in 'Physical & Sexual Health' started by Miaplacidus, Nov 20, 2007.

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  1. Miaplacidus

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    Well people... I took a photo of my own ass while fiddling with my camera and found out that I have the hairiest ass I've ever seen (and the most disgusting one as well). How can I shave it? You see, I can't see what I'm doing...

    Thanks.
     
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    You took a photo of your ass? LOL

    Well you can just use a shaver and use a mirror or get some cream from the shops that makes the hair fall out.
     
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    Yeah, I did just because of that problem. Don't laugh at me. The cream wouldn't work, just so you know it's as hairy as my legs are, maybe even more, really disgusting... revolting I would say. Another problem I have is that if my father found out that I shave my ass, he'd call me sissy like forever...
     
  4. Even if you did though, wouldn't it just grow back hairier?
     
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    I'm sorry Fred but this is so funny!!!!
    haha LMAO...
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    haha
     
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    If you had this problem you wouldn't find it funny at all.
     
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    i didn't mean to be mean...
    >< >< ><
     
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    lol aww Fred, your so cute. I dated a guy once that had an ass like that. as for how to shave it, derek has a good point, realize that once you do something it will always come back in thicker and darker and grosser. but if you still want to deal with the hair, then you have some option, go and get it waxed, or an at home waxing kit if it is too embarassing for you. this way you can go mostly by feel ((OUCH in other words)) and it would give you pretty lasting results. Shaving is more hit and miss it would be like lather scrape and repeat until the razor came off clean....LOL im sorry fred but this is some special kind of advice i can barely type it with out laughing. if you have a hand held mirror you can do the reflection thing in a big mirror just like we check out the back of our hair. this would save awkward pictures. those creams might work after the initial action is done, like preventitive grow back maintenience. other then that find someone who can help you :grin: and clean up after urself so ur dad doesnt find out!! good luck and let us know how it goes...

    lol maybe it would help to show us the pictures :wink: jk
     
  9. JSG

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    I'm sorry Fred I don't really know how to help but electrolisis seems a good option for you, but at a cost...
    Your legs are very hairy, if you shave your behind but leave your legs... well, it would look strange.

    I like hairy guys :grin:
     
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    LOL taht is excellent advice JSG! Fred dont just shave the ass and leave the legs, cause then it would look like some kind of mythical creature or bad leg warmers or something non sexy no matter waht sex you are
     
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    I have a hairy ass, its normal.

    Quotes taken out of context, is there anything better than that? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    I see that this is a real problem for you but I think you are just going to have to accept your bum as it is.

    Creams would undoubtedly burn the sensitive skin of your botty, shaving will make sitting down disagreable when the hair starts growing back (1 or 2 days) and you will spend all your time shaving and as JSG you can't just stop at your bot. You could end up looking like a skinned chicken with 5 o'clock shadow, or like Ebra says some mythical half hairy creature.

    So my advice... leave your bum alone, you don't have to look at it so don't worry, loads of people enjoy hairy men.
     
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    But if he doesn't want to be hairy then he shouldn't be. He wants to look at himself and think hes good looking, which is acceptable.

    TBH I think you've been looking at too much porn and seeing the hairless guys on there. =P I wonder how they get rid of their hair?

    Are you sure creams burn the skin Louise? Im sure theres special ones out there.
     
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    As an adept at using hair removing creams I know that they are VERY agressive on the skin. If you have very light 'bum fluff' hair on your face these creams are very good. If you have reasonably thick hairs on your legs or under arms these creams take a little longer to work and often irritate the underarm skin.

    Hair like Fred says he has on his backside is probably very thick and there's lots of it so he would have to keep the cream on his bot for at least 20 mins. Not very practicle if you only have one bathroom in your house. He would have to be extremly careful not to get it anywhere near his genitalia ow, ow OW!!! or near or around the anal area. The skin on the testicles and around the anus is very very sensitive.

    I have not found a single hair removing cream that is for pubic hair or the pubic area. If Fred's bottom hair is as thick and abundant as he says then I wouldn't recommend hair creams.

    You are right about Fred's right to shave any bits of his body that he choses but he could be launching himself into a larger project than he at first realises.:icon_bigg
     
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    I think your right Louise, creams wouldnt be the way to go.

    I just did some reasearch and found this:

    I think Depilatories means creams.
     
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    Let's hope Fred doesn't wear thongs :lol:
     
  17. Proud1p4

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    To contrast what other people have said, if you do end up depilating by whatever means, i would leave your legs alone. Or at least wait until you are sure you want that much work -to do both bum and legs on a regular basis (you will have to do a treatment every few weeks or so depending on the method).

    I strongly recommend waxing!
    Several brands like Nair have kits that are "ready to use" that have the wax already worked into the strip, i have bought ones before that you simply rub a strip between your hands to warm it, then smooth onto area, and let 'er rip.. although these are less effective than the conventional "hot wax" method, they are less messy which means little cleanup so your dad will never know (or use electrolysis which is permanent, however that's a little less discrete and more expensive).

    NOTE: Start with a package that says "for sensitive skin" because more often than not (believe it if you like), the more hair there is, the more sensitive the skin. It's always best to start there and work your way up if your skin doesn't get irritated. Keeping in mind that the "sensitive skin" wax might be less effective so don't get frustrated if it does not work the first time, try the normal strength ones and try again. It is also best to buy a "cooling lotion" that may say on it "for use after waxing" etc. THIS IS MONEY WELL SPENT, it helps calm the skin from the obviously irritating effects of ripping hair out from it's root.

    PS: It's only fair to warn you, it is just as bad as they say it is... but it last way longer than shaving and with usually less irritation, so it's worth it. Pain is beauty lol.
    Just whatever you do, don't hesitate, rip fast and deliberately.
     
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    Always Always Always trim your leg hair before waxing!
     
  19. Proud1p4

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    Good point! Didn't really think of that.
     
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    omg this might be the funniest thing i have ever read..

    but joking aside. seriously, why do you even want to shave your butt? honestly, what does it matter? you'll probably find that you're more comfortable when you sit down. and you've really made me wonder what else you were taking pictures of... haha.
    but if you really wanna get rid of the hair. shaving is not the way to go. it will grow back worse, and it'll probably itch you while doing so.
     
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