Gay nerds

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You really think that would stop someone who has an intense hatred of all things superman?

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Though granted I am a free agent so...There's that

*Yay popcorn!!!!*

 

Oh hell no. No free agency. No Switzerland here.

 

OH YES. It is fired by something like this:

 

I'm an envoy from the geek kingdom. I work with plenty nerds. Sometimes people mistake me for a nerd. I'm not fluent in their language(s), but I understand somewhat. Specialist subject? Knives. Not the type you find in the kitchen. How is THAT for a stereotypical heterosexual older guy hobby!? I'll need to talk a tiny bit about it now. I'll strive to keep the technical details to a minimum.

Yes, they can be weapons; there are knives designed for the purpose of efficient killing (sometimes combined with field survival), but most knives are tools. If you want a practical blade... buy a Mora knife! We should treat knives with more respect. Although most people in my country think... Bear Grylls uses this or that knife, thus it MUST be the best. Hardly. At least Gerber listened to the feedback from /k/ommandos and released a fine edge version of the Bear Grylls Ultimate Knife. It's a decent knife, but you could do a lot better... especially for the price. I might be a knife snob.

The criteria for rubbish knives? It's usually a combination of many factors I'm about to explain. It's often a bowie clip point or (European-influenced!?) tanto point. Sprayed 'tacticool' black. A saw back edge that is oversized and useless. No maker name. Blood grooves, finger grooves, fighting guard, stuff like that. Unspecified 420 or 440 stainless steel. Manufacturers that have never heard of heat treatment. Inside the pommel you'll find a compass, fishing line, fish hook, matches, and the kitchen sink. I tried one of them, was fairly sharp at first, but had the worst edge retention I've seen in my life. If you only display them... fine. You look like a tool yourself if you carry a huge knife everywhere for no good reason. No wonder some of the general public believe knife collectors are mad. The best EDC is a Swiss Army Knife. You can buy a version that's suited to your needs.

My secondary specialist subject is Heavy Metal. Everyone has fallen asleep by now!

 

Now that's a subject I know a thing or two about, that and Star Trek!
Perhaps we need a metal heads thread too...

 

>>Gnerd Army Brigadier General CyberMaster, repoting for duty!
>>I'm the gnerd (or bnerd) with big plans...
[Broadcast message from 127.0.0.1: Buys Microsoft]
>>... and I'm totally for world domination and conquering the galaxy. If I were a Star Wars carachter, I'd be Darth Vader.
>>Oh, yeah - I am THE computer nerd. At least in my school.
>>sudo apt-get install world-domination-driver
>>sudo world-domination --total_control
>>/spawn enderman

 

The power of the Gnerd is strong in this post...

 

Who said anything about Switzerland? Perhaps I have my own set of skills that can attribute to either side....

Perhaps I've already chosen a side....

 

*Joins gnerd army*
*Has crisis deciding if qualifies as gnerd*
*Becomes gnerd supporter with occasional gnerd volunteer work*

 

Welcome to the Gnerd Army, soldier!

/salutes

 

>_<

OMG At this point, I think we should make a poll and see who wants to join which faction XD

 

I'm going to do that in fun and games.

I think we sort of derailed the original meaning of this thread.

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You may pledge your loyalty to a faction here.

 

Again... Can't take you anywhere can we? :roflmao::eusa_danc(!!)

 

THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!!!! I called dibs on Dumbledore and the Krackens first!! CHEATER!

And beating up a leprechaun is still abuse no matter how much he likes it. That's like taking a candy from a kid even though they let you. It's a question of morals...

All of you joining this conversation must join the Gnerds and NOT the Skittle Rebellion...unless you want to join the abusive dark side with creepy pedophile leprechauns

 

/spawn_enderman_9001

 

One thing I should add...All the Skittles that the Skittle Rebellion may possess have all been taken from little children. So to all who are questioning allegiance, I suggest you keep this mind before you take the binding blood oath to join whichever you choose...

 

We do not steal candy from children the skittle rebellion love all children. and beating up the leprechaun is not questionable moral he ask us to do it and give us free wishes and money. leprechaun man can live forever and cannot be harmed. but you can have the leprechuan if you want and deal with his temper tantrums, for not doing what he want. also Dumbledore is a spy for the Skittle Rebellion, he is the son of Leprechuan man, i told you that already.

Gnerds are evil and oppressive, they will be charged for their crimes against the gay rainbow.

 

Well I have an obsession with politics & wrestling(WWE) if that counts. Internet nerd too I guess.

 

Can't stand politics but I love WWE!