Where Da REAL Men?

too much testosterone! I'm outta here.

 

Those boobs... I mean, pecs are quite disturbing....

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YEAH! I love them so much! I MEAN, THEY LOOK LIKE SISSIES

 

This.

 

I absolutely adore them-I mean how not manly.
They are not manly men. Nope.

 

Now it's time for Part 2 of Manliness

(Song)

Hello everyone
I'm a Man
I once lived in a pan
I travelled around on a wild hunt
I be as dumb as a grunt

But that's what being manly is
It's so satisfying
Doing all my shiz
I'm so damn mystifying

Yeah, I got muscle
What do all you other men have
You wanna watch my bushes rustle
I once lived in a man cave

Oh yeah
I be such a manly man
I'm nothing else
Watch me shake your hand
Squeeze it so damn firm

Oh yeah
This man is so manly
How does he do it
He gets all ticks for me

I don't even wash my hair
I haven't for ten years
I don't even care what I wear
Cause all I do is drink so many beers

I'm a man(oh yeah)
I'm such a big ass man.

I'm not even going to shave
But I'm going to be bald on top
Cause that is so manly
I never go to the shop

Oh yeah(whoo he's a man)
I once went to a bar
Had a big fight
While I fixed my car
It lasted the whole night

Ooh(he got into a fight)
Ooh yeah I can't even sing
I can only do one task
Shut up cause I'm doing one thing
I always wear a mask

Cause it's not manly to show my feelings
I'm never gonna cry
I'm not going do the peelings(of potato skins of course)
I'm never going to fly

Ooooh yeah man
You are so manly
I want you to show me your art

I'm not creative
Only good at sports
I'm a bloody native
I wear the shorts

Oooh yeah right man.
You such a man
Everything about you screams man.

(End song)

 

They're so cute together! I totally ship them! And their picture where they share an umbrella in Japan.. I screamed JAPHAN like 2000 times.

I mean, I screamed GAAAAAAAAAAAYYY

 

My MANLINESS is unmeasurable!

~ Im os malny that I misspell wrods becuse intelignet peepol are at hte botom of hte MANLY MAN SCALE!
~ Im so manly that when you put Machamp beside me, he will become a Fairy type!
~ Im so manly that Chuck Norris will be my Anastasia in the remake of 50 Shades of Grey and I am Christian Grey.
~ Im so manly that the beards of lower men will look like long nose hair when compared to my 1 week old unsaved mustache.


No one is ever manlier than me!

< goes back in watering my mini garden with lots of yellow, pink, and red pretty flowers while singing Lady Marmalade in falsetto<3 >

 

I'm sorry but no one can match my manliness, (cause I wrote a damn song) about it. BIIIATCHES see you later.

 

I wish to make this the official anthem of The NAOMM (National Association of Manly Men).

OMG yes, so cu-I mean not.
Because manly men don't say cute. Ever.

 

Goggles while wielding, real man don't where goggles during any activity if you need googles to protect your eyes you are not a real man. Otters will never be as big and hairy or dangerous as a bear, so go cry home you sissy otter lover.

 

Part 3: News of Men

Hello I am the most manliest of men

Half naked big muscly men are considered the most manliest of men. We have some fine specimens today to study. Now most manly men have been developed from the Neanderthal hominid group. It is why they all have unusually thick skulls and highly developed muscle tone. Homo Sapiens on the other hand are a naturally skinny and smart human as underneath the thick skull of a Neanderthal or Manly Man is only half a brain as the manly men have all had serious brain accidents that led them to think that they are super manly. You see from the Homo Sapiens that some of the men are caring for the children and taking the place of the mother, that is normal. Manly men think they are too good to be in a stereotypical female role. In fact the Manly man also developed the stereotype system so he doesn't have to think about anything and can just write some random word to label someone. Yes in fact that is the creation of the manly man

Thank you for listening. Did you learn anything new this show well ring in to ask questions on 123456789.

 

Dude, have you ever heard of M. Babaricina?
Ultra manly.
Also if I cried my tears would break through the earth's crust and melt the very center of the earth.
That would be a disaster.

 

Mmm, goggles do make you man cause this man says safety first bitch. Yayayayayaya screams warcry. I am A fully loaded man. Yeah he takes safety seriously cause you die with a spark in your eye.

 

Such manly. Very man.
Sparks in the eye ball would be terrible I assume though I can't be sure because #goggles.

 

Definitely on the no femmes end of the spectrum. That's considered such a bad thing to say now for some reason though. I have nothing against feminine gay dudes, I'm sure they are every bit as good of people as I am. Just can't relate to it at all, and couldn't be with somebody like that.

 

Real man here!

I love drinkin' and race cars and big 'ol fat women
And Jesus is awesome, he rose on Thanksgivin'
I eat Funyuns and tater tots
I kill squirrels with my gunnnn...!

Man it's hard to type with this limp wrist...

 

*Giggle*

What? I didn't giggle. I'm a manly man. Manly men don't giggle.
I once took down squirrelzilla with a tooth pick and string. Ah yes, those were the days.

 

Apparently I am not since I don't posses any of the "qualities" of real man:

1. religious
2. wants woman who can cook
3. wants 3some with two filipinas (more common than you think)
4. thinks cats are evil
5. likes putin
6. spends about 95% of his time bitc*ing against feminism
7. thinks Mila Kunis is a "10"
8. hates the jews
9. wants to immigrate to either Poland or England (I know it doesn't make sense...)
10. Owns old Golf or old ford mustang.

Amin.