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    Because it has drugs in it.


    If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a 1 legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
     
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    12 Minutes (give or take 12 minutes)

    Why can't my cat run for president?
     
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    Politicians think your cat is too grumpy.

    What came first: the chicken, or one of the feathers on that very chicken?
     
    #63 Qwertazoo, Aug 3, 2015
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    George Clooney's Mustache

    What is the meaning of the universe?
     
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    42.

    Why do I crave fried chicken when I'm vegetarian?
     
    #65 BrokenRecord, Aug 3, 2015
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    Because meat is love, meat is life.


    Is Michael Jackson REALLY the king of pop?
     
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    No its mandy fish

    How long is it to go before my elbow sings?
     
    #67 happydavid, Aug 4, 2015
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    Your life is a lie!

    When will people come back online? I feel lonley...
     
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    When will my princess come?
     
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    Never. Because all princesses were killed during soviet purges.

    Can you make time travel faster for me?
     
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    No, because its patented.

    Why does face book not have a dislike button??
     
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    Because everyone woud like using the dislike button, thus cancelling it's meaning!


    Why can't we all just hug eachother and ride a unicorn into the sunset?
     
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    Because all of us wouldn't fit on a unicorn.

    Where do babies come from?
     
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    Turtles. More specifically, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

    What's up with that smell?
     
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    How is babby formed??
     
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    Because it tastes like chiken

    How much is too much?
     
    #76 happydavid, Aug 6, 2015
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    As much as you think!

    What if we literally had to catch our breaths? (As in, our breathe literally ran away from us and if we don't catch it we would die O: )
     
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    I'm sorry to tell you this, but your inflatable copiolot has deflated... I'm sorry for your loss...

    Why am I not asleep right now?
     
    #78 Ryu, Aug 6, 2015
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    Because you haven't eaten your Wheaties yet.

    Why am I a fish in a spaceship?
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    (actual photo of me)​
     
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    Because you aren't adding enough protein to your diet.

    Why does using grass-type pokemon make my allergies go nuts?
     
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