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Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup!

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  1. Sky82

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    Didn't you order the tooth fairy suprise.

    Waiter there's a jelly baby in a life jacket in my soup.
     
    #101 Sky82, Sep 4, 2015
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    You didn't want him to drown did you

    Waiter there is a model village in my soup
     
    #102 happydavid, Sep 4, 2015
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    You did order the "New York" soup didn't you?

    Waiter there is a ringing phone in my soup!
     
    #103 penta, Sep 5, 2015
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    Well are you gunna answer it?:slight_smile:

    Waiter, Donald Trump is in my soup!
     
    #104 bubbles123, Sep 7, 2015
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    That's fools gold; it's not worth anything.

    Waiter, there's a first draft of a 50-page-long erotic Attack On Titan fanfiction in my soup!
     
    #105 futuristicfire, Sep 8, 2015
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    You asked for something hot and spicy :wink:


    Waiter! What is this turtle doing in my soup?!
     
    #106 LuciaLukie, Sep 8, 2015
  7. bubbles123

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    Sir, I believe he's swimming.

    Waiter, there's an Elvis in my soup.
     
    #107 bubbles123, Sep 8, 2015
  8. penta

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    well you wanted the rockin' dish madam..

    Waiter there is a panty in my soup!
     
    #108 penta, Sep 8, 2015
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    Well it's the new business scheme.

    Waiter there is a shirtless boy in my soup
     
    #109 Justinian20, Sep 8, 2015
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    You're welcome.

    Waiter, Santa Claus is in my soup!
     
    #110 bubbles123, Sep 8, 2015
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    You asked for the Christmas special

    Waiter there is a police car in my soup
     
    #111 happydavid, Oct 6, 2015
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    It's the Cops and Robbers Special, the Robber jumped out a while ago.

    Waiter! there's a bikini model in my soup!
     
    #112 MetalRice, Oct 6, 2015
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    Would you like it removed, madame? :icon_wink

    Waiter, there's a soup in my soup!
     
    #113 Spartan 117, Oct 6, 2015
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    Oh, I'm terribly sorry about that, sir. I'll be back with a soupless soup.

    Waiter, there's a genie in my soup!
     
    #114 bubbles123, Oct 6, 2015
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    well that's why we call it alladin's wonder soup..

    Waitress there are flowers in my soup!
     
    #115 penta, Oct 6, 2015
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    Because you thought I was a woman and I thought I'd live up to the stereotype.

    Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup!
     
    #116 Connorcode, Oct 6, 2015
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    Im sorry ill be back with fork soup. (terrible but oh well lol)


    Waiter, there's a hot guy in my soup!
     
    #117 MrSkittles, Oct 6, 2015
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    Well if you like him you can take him home..

    Waiter why are you in my soup
     
    #118 penta, Oct 6, 2015
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    You ordered the Caesar Salad Soup, and my name is Caesar.

    Waiter! President Lyndon Baines Johnson is dancing in my soup!
     
    #119 MetalRice, Oct 6, 2015
  20. VictoryForEarth

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    I'm sorry, but the (former) President needs your soup for government business.

    Waiter, there's a tap dancing elephant in my soup!
     
    #120 VictoryForEarth, Oct 6, 2015
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