What are you thinking?

What the hell? I'm getting attacked by a dozen baby spiders in the bathroom. Must find the source...

 

Just watched a 1999 Simpsons episode that I watched in July 2012 with Mel Gibson in it and electric cars. Now I'm watching the episode where Ned Flanders wife, Maude dies.

 

Piece of advice - don't stay awake for 37 hours using caffeine pills and coffee simultaneously. You will feel extremely ill and fear for your heart.

And in absolutely unrelated news, I finally submitted my contracts essay.

 

Guy at work: hey can you change that tv to Fox News? I don't wanna watch this liberal shit.

 

Well, now you know I have to do it. :badgrin:

 

I love the sarcasm. But, I'm sure you'd kill me if I told you that in person :lol:.

 

Looks like things will be back to normal tomorrow. Urgh, nothing like a tree falling on your house fucking up your life for a bit. Remember friends, it's always good to have renters insurance. It saved us a lot of trouble.

 

Yeah it isn't the most interesting thing to see but I found it really amusing for no apparent reason. I felt shitty all day yesterday so doing something stupid as that felt even more amusing than usual haha.

 

I'm glad ITT Tech just got pushed down the stairs by the Education Department. They are a racket that should have shut down years ago.

 

My power has been out for almost twenty-four hours because the damn electric company wants almost $3000 to turn it back on and we don't have it. The whole damn house is running on a generator and it's not nearly powerful enough to run everything efficiently. My stupid internet router's been throwing a bitchfit the entire time. On, off, on, off, slow as balls.

Also, I just realized that Bayern München is like the Donald Trump of the Bundesliga: they have all the money and everybody hates them. :roflmao:

I've been getting mobbed for weeks by baby spiders in my bedroom coming down from my ceiling. I'll be sitting here typing or doing computer things and all of a sudden, oh, hey, there's a baby spider on a web coming down right in front of my face. Good thing I'm not arachnophobic.

 

I can't believe I'm sick yet again. This time at least it seems to be a smaller affair. My sore throat is already almost gone. I hope I don't get the massive fever I did the last time I was sick.

 

Reminds me of that episode of King Of The Hill where Connie is crying about her grades.

"The only schools that will take me are Davenport University and the University of Phoenix!"

"Well on the radio they both sound like fine schools.

 

Last night, while I was showering, I was lathering my bath sponge and a big glob of soap shot up into my eye. My life is out of control.

 

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It's funny being someone who tries to promote self care and self love, but it's hard to practice what you preach when you feel like absolute shit and you're reminded of it.

 

NOOOOO. Just burn the house at that point. Pocket the insurance money and buy a nice home in a spider free area, possibly the Arctic which I hear is lovely this time of year.

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I don't wanna work today.

 

Ha, there was giant spider by the window, so maybe that's 'mama'? Did see one in my father's bathroom next door. Oh, and I developed at least one itchy bump by strange coincidence.

 

I just had a "job interview" (same company but something actually useful) and I spent four hours talking with the company's CFO. Only thing left to hash out is salary. I used to work here as a funeral assistant but I might move to contract administration and maybe one day move into helping run the company. Would be nice.

 

I really like the name Emery. I wish I could eventually come up with a story to write. I could call someone Emery. But I first should continue my other story. Why can't I come up with any ideas?!

 

Hope Werder Bremen gets fucking relegated. They're currently losing 6-0 to that piece of shit Bavarian clubBayern München. So that's Bayern's typical stranglehold on the league established on the very first matchday, so of course nobody's going to catch them now, and it's all Bremen's fault.

Hope they get relegated and I hope they get the shit kicked out of them by the entire 2.Bundesliga, too.