Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but they also double in size.

I wish for shoulder muscles like canon balls.

 

Granted but you now sink like a rock

I wish the the vehicles from all the star wars movies were real.

 

Granted, they are real and invented and used by IS.

I wish that all terrorists turn into cockroaches.

 

Granted, they've become 20-foot-high immortal terrorist cockroaches. (Have I been watching anime again?)

I wish I found studying easy, and I had actual interests/hobbies

 

Congrats! You have so many interests and hobbies that they overwhelm your time schedule and you don't have enough time to do everything you want to do! Much less sleep!

I wish that the girl I like was straight and the guy I like wasn't...

 

Granted but they both try to ask you out and they fight to the death over you

I wish I had the confidence I do when talking to people online in real life.

 

Granted! People still nitpick and critique what you say regardless.

I wish I didn't have to tell my wrestling team that I'm not straight :tears:

 

Granted they already know because they can read your mind. They can tell every single thought that goes through ur brain and know all ur embaresing secrets. And they aren't very good at keeping secrets .

I wish my grandad was still alive and well.

 

Granted! But he is mad because he doesn't feel you respected his dead body enough and he's out to get his revenge with his immortal abilities.

I wish I had the motivation to start a webcomic and keep it running...

 

Granted you started a world famous we comic. However it's famous for being extremely terriable and everybody makes fun of u.

I wish I didn't have theiroid issues

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*webcomic*

 

Granted, you have heart issues instead
I wish I liked people more so I would spend time with people instead of lying on the ground motionless thinking over my life choices

 

Granted but u like everybody on the planet and anybody who has every existed. Including hitter and Kim Jung un. Therefore you are shunned because almost everybody thinks your an asshole.

I wish I could be Hiccup from how to train your dragon

 

Even if I did, people are messed up anyway and say ''Hitler did nothing wrong!' Unfortunate

Granted, but the dragons aren't as friendly
I wish I could meet Squidward

 

Granted. He's your new neighbor and wakes you up with his clarinet in the night and the noise disturbs your sleep.

I wish i could see in the future.

 

Granted, but you only see the career paths of ABBA tribute groups.

I wish I could run 5 miles in 20 minutes.

 

Granted but you have to run trough cities naked only with pink slipps.

I want to be able mind control people.

 

Granted, you control the minds of two cleaners in North Korea.

I wish I had a beautiful, perfect female body. Then I would happily run naked in pink slippers.

 

Granted you have a perfect female body. Buts it's not yours it's in the closet with blood on it because you murderd a girl and shoved her in ur closet.

I wish my hopeless crushes on guys that are straight wearnt so hopeless

 

Granted! Your crushes all admit to liking you and would date you... if they all weren't straight...

I wish wrestling as a bisexual wasn't as awkward...

 

Granted you no longer feel akward while you are wrestling. However you can only wrestle naked so it's extremely embaressingly.

I wish all my straight friends wearnt so cute.