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Discussion in 'Entertainment and Technology' started by chivalrous, Dec 30, 2013.

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  1. chivalrous

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    Although this is a Technology, gaming and software &hardware thread post i thought i would take the time to tell you a funny console joke i heard before:lol::lol::lol:

    Man: *Dials 911*
    Operator: Hello how may i help you
    Man: I have to report a emergency!!!!!
    Operator: What!!! What Happend!!!
    Man: Playstation 4 Just Murdered Xbox one!!!
    Operator: Ok we Will send a ambulance right away!
    ~Ambulance is sent out~
    Wii u. Wii u. Wii u.

    :lol:
     
    #1 chivalrous, Dec 30, 2013
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    Game spot system wars forum perhaps?

    At least you got the ps4 murdering the Xbox down right.
     
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    Indeed. Im sorry, the xbox one convention just killed it for me "watch tv?". im changing from a 360 person to a sony person. or alternatively just use pc. there seems to be alot more interesting things surrounding the pc like the oculus rift.


    But yeah i thought i would share this joke with you guys. if anyone has heard of any console jokes please share them. i generally like a good laugh. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #3 chivalrous, Dec 30, 2013
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    Very funny! I'm much more into pc! There is so much more to do on it!!! Thx for the joke! It was very funny!
     
    #4 L1Ly, Dec 30, 2013
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    I'm exclusively Sony consoles now with a ps3 a ps4 and a vita.

    Nintendo fell off and Xbox was a watered down version of playstation.
     
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    I really don't care for consoles anymore. I can accomplish so much more, and get a way better gaming experience pc style :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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  7. chivalrous

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    Gotta love the steam sales!!!! Though all my siblings decided to buy me 3x $50 gift cards for jb hi fi long story short i bought xbox 360 games on sale so il be glued on it for quite along time

    ---------- Post added 31st Dec 2013 at 12:52 AM ----------
    Im glad you enjoyed the joke :slight_smile:
     
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  8. lannister_dragon

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    Haha funny joke dude. :lol:
     
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  9. chivalrous

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    Thanks im glad you enjoyed it justin :slight_smile::lol:
     
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    OMG, that was a good one. I didn't even expect the ambulance/Wii U part.

    Picturing Dr.Mario driving and steering with the game pad lol
     
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    I saw a fair few on twitter :grin:

    This was one of the best ones though, along the same vein as your joke

    [​IMG]
     
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    lol hahahahaha! good one sam. anyone with a nintendo 64 can understand this

    [​IMG]
     
    #12 chivalrous, Jan 2, 2014
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    Lmao the good ol' Nintendo 64.
     
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    This may be inappropiate but god the nintendo 64 was quite the bitch if you ask me lol hahaha it always had some issues like dust being inside of it or something! i dont even know if blowing even helped it to be honest! but rarely did it work :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    PC elitism!
    (and still a secret nintendo freak...)
     
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    Dont hate on Nintendo 64 :tantrum:! where do you think super smash bros brawl came from?
     
    #16 chivalrous, Jan 3, 2014
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    I would never! I'm only secret because we are being hunted by the Xboxers and Playstation freaks :frowning2:
     
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    :frowning2: we are a rare species indeed i am with playstation 4 but i still love the nintendo 64
     
    #18 chivalrous, Jan 3, 2014
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    I have the NES, SNES, 64, Wii and Wii U. I love my Nintendo :grin: They're not as bad as people say..
     
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    I never got the game cube, and I don't feel like there were enough games for it at that time to convince myself to buy one anyways , unless someone here can tell me wrong and that the GameCube did intact have a whole lot of games and that I missed out :0
     
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