What is your favorite video game quote?

It's between Cave Johnson''s rant about lemons from Portal 2 or the G-man's heart to heart with Gordon Freeman from Half-Life 2: Episode 2.

 

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee." - Every. F***ing. Guard. In Skyrim.

 

This. x1000.

 

I wouldn't call this my favorite (it would take a lot of recollection to pick a favorite), but I recently replayed The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, and while most of the game's dialog is pretty light-hearted, this quote caught me off guard:

"This is the only world that your ancestors were able to leave you. Please... forgive us."

 

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" - LoZ Majora's Mask.

This reminds me that I haven't played it this year yet...

 

"I fell asleep!!" - Metal Gear (MSX)

Hearing a guard yell out that he's asleep so you can sneak past him is classic. XD

 

"Rules do not exist to bind you. They exist so you may know your freedoms."

 

" I hope they let us go inside~" -Guard in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood.

Every time they say this, I feel legitimately bad that I have to kill them before they get a chance to go into the building they really wanted to go in.

 

^^Continuing Assassins Creed: Nothing is true; everything is permitted.

It's a warning that reality is subjective, and you must be careful of the actions you take. Wise words.

 

* Mass Effect

I hated Ashley, but she did have one excellent line:


Ashley Williams: Hey, I'm not judging. Whatever generates your mass effect field!

EDI also had some awesome lines here and there, I absolutely adored her. A bewildered AI who`s bad-ass, but at the same time pretty inept at understanding humor? Potentially hilarious.


Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You don't want to really introduce yourself as an AI with Reaper-based code. They would... lynch you.
EDI: That would be an inefficient way to render me nonfunctional.

To Sheppard:
EDI: Perhaps we could discuss how to provoke Jeff into an emotional commitment.

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees...
[Bewildered look on Joker's face]
EDI: That is a joke.

EDI: Do not worry, Shepard. I only forget to recycle the Normandy's oxygen when I've discovered something truly interesting.
[Shepard looks worried]
EDI: That was a joke.

This little conversation was hilarious

Matriarch Aethyta: It was pretty clear she was leaving. Can't be the wise counselor when you're married.
Dr. Liara T'Soni: Why not?
Matriarch Aethyta: Sex appeal. Most species only pay attention if they want to have sex with you. So you have to be available, mysterious...
Dr. Liara T'Soni: What? That's not true! Shepard listens to me!
Matriarch Aethyta: And how many times have you popped his thermal clip?
Dr. Liara T'Soni: Do you have to make it sound so... tawdry?
Matriarch Aethyta: If it's all civilized, you're not doing it right.

 

"I should of been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!!!!"

 

"listen!!"

 

If you're going to quote EDI then you have to mention one of the best Easter Eggs of ME2

EDI: *launches a probe at Uranus* Really, Commander?
*launches a second probe*
EDI: *sighs* Probing Uranus.

 

Lemon rant.

 

I haven't even played the DMC games (yet), but this definitely :lol:

 

Riku: What I said back there... about thinking I was better at stuff than you... To tell you the truth, Sora... I was jealous of you.
Sora: What for?
Riku: I wished I could live life the way you do. Just following my heart.
Sora: Yeah, well, I've got my share of problems, too.
Riku: Like what?
Sora: Like... wanting to be like you.
Riku: Well, there is one advantage to being me... Something you could never imitate.
Sora: Really? What's that?
Riku: Having you for a friend.
Sora: Then I guess... I'm okay the way I am. I've got something you could never imitate too.
(Kingdom Hearts 2)

 

GlaDOS: Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

GLaDOS: [Chell and GLaDOS are falling down a very long shaft] Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.
[claps slowly three times]
GLaDOS: Oh, good. My slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere - Well, we *are* going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. - but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts: he's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the *dumbest* moron who ever lived. And *you* just put him in charge of the entire facility.
[clap, clap]
GLaDOS: Good, that's still working. Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long-fall boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot...

 

"Gems. Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous."