Hai ther!!!! ^_^

Greedings and salutations(do people still say that? Probably not)!
My name is bob, and I'm a 65 year old pedophile here to seduce young teenagers.




KIDDING!!!(Seriously, please don't ban me already -_-)



My real name is Donald(gawd, I hate it so much ), and I'm a closeted gay texan vegan atheist gamer libertarian metalhead linux-using misanthropic Bill Hicks fanboy with a well deserved disdain for the government, politicians(left, right, middle, they're all scumbags), pop culture, hollywood, all of that new-age hippy "zen" bullshit, baggy pants, fast-food corporations, and people who care way too much about what random stangers do in their free time(seriously, fuck off athoritarian soccer moms).
If I had a lord and saviour it would probably be Aurelio Voltaire because he has a voice likee a goddamned angel. Seriously. Just go ontu youtube and type in "Feathery Wings". You'll see.
I have a strong affinity for duct tape, dark stand-up comedy(Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Pryor...etc), british schoolboys, black clothes, and bad weather.
Some of the bands I like are Aurelio Voltaite, MCR, RATM, SOAD, The Cure, Rammstein, Pink Floyd, and Jimi Hendrix.
I've been trying to come out to my family lately but haven't been able to summon up the courage to just sit my ass down and say "Mom, Dad, I'm into dudes. Get over it." They're southern baptists, and though they've never expressed outright hate or anger towards gays, they have talked about how "disgusting" it is. One time we were watching "under the dome" and my that lesbian couple kissed and he acted really immaturely and talked about how he "didn't want to see that". Another time I told him I wanted to go visit Austin sometime ahe warned me to "watch out! There are a lot of gays down there!" Which is actually true. Its like the onlmajor liberal city in Texas. Dallas is actually second most accepting since we get the tourism and out of state attention. Oh well. Ill survive. I guess that's all for now. nd

 

Thank you! Your hair is very orange.