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  1. Nychthemeron

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    Call me Nychthemeron.

    I haven't read Moby Dick

    I like birds.
    Birds are my life.
    When I grow up, I'm going to adopt a pullet and potty train her.

    That's it.

    That's my life ambition.

    To potty train a chicken.

    And I also want to get into a good college, get a good job, and transition, of course.

    But, potty training a chicken is obviously more important. I might as well invent chicken diapers if they don't exist already.

    tw;dr:

    Hi. Name's Nychthemeron. I like birds. Nice to meet you.
     
    #1 Nychthemeron, Jun 16, 2014
  2. asdfghjk

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    i am a potty trained chicken, ask me anything, hello
     
    #2 asdfghjk, Jun 16, 2014
  3. Nychthemeron

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    Lies and deceit! You're an axolotl!

    (Hey, nice to meet ya. Haha.)
     
    #3 Nychthemeron, Jun 16, 2014
  4. Acm

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    Hello and good luck on your chicken quest
     
    #4 Acm, Jun 16, 2014
  5. biffle50

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    Hey welcome to EC and you have great ambitions.:slight_smile:
     
    #5 biffle50, Jun 16, 2014
  6. Nychthemeron

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    Haha, thanks you two. It's good to be here.
     
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    I wish you the best of luck! :lol:
    (No, seriously. If you find out how to potty-train a chicken, you'll be freakin' loaded.)
     
    #7 BelleFromHell, Jun 16, 2014
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    Awesome, I appreciate it.

    Honestly, I don't think it would be too bad. We have a few chickens and all you do is shoo them into their coop for a few nights and then they start to get in by themselves. They're pretty smart birds.

    But yeah, it'd take some brainstorming. "How to shoo a chicken into their litter box"...
     
    #8 Nychthemeron, Jun 16, 2014
  9. Jay47

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    Dude, I've potty trained a bluejay and an iguana. Chickens would be easy.
     
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  10. Nychthemeron

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    That's great news! I can already hear the ecstatic screaming of my dad when I successfully get them to poop in the lawn instead of our garage.
     
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    Hey and welcome!

    Maybe one of you could potty train my brother so he dont pee on the toilet seat anymore? this would be an impressive one.
     
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    Thanks Emily!

    And, well, I'd try, but I can only deal with birds. Chicks already like biting my fingers off. I shiver at the thought of dealing with human children.

    (just kidding, but yeah, I hear that peeing takes practice. no worries, he'll get the hang of it. it's not like adults have perfect aim either, haha)
     
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    Ah, "potty training" chickens? How creative! xD I wish you luck in your bird-training endeavors!
     
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    If that's creative, then I would die a happy man. I must be the most unoriginal person ever. I could never take a job of the arts, haha.

    But thanks. I'll need that luck.
     
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    Ohhh my brother is 21 xD so i understand the adult not being able to aim thing, lmfao! i would stick with the chickens too if i was you.
     
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    Oops.

    Don't tell him I said that.

    It's not so uncommon to find urine in the restrooms nowadays. I think people are starting not to care whether their pee hits the water or not.

    But, er, maybe this is a topic that's better left undiscussed. Haha.
     
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    I think perhaps they do some kinda hokey cokey dance? maybe its the new trend. "You must dance and pee"

    yeah lmao, we shall leave the dance theory alongside the now v public convo thall we shall no longer speak of! xD
     
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    Haha, that made grin. I'd add something to it, but... yeah. This shall no longer me spoken of.

    unfortunately
     
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    Awesome introduction. Welcome to EC, chicken trainer.
     
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    I know. It's the best introduction I've made yet. I worked so hard on it. Looks like it paid off.

    - insert super proud face -

    Thanks a lot for your welcome! And the compliment, haha.
     
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