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The Next Chapter In The PirateCat Saga

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  1. Vampyrecat

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    dear EC'ers.

    Over the past few months - Holly (pirateninja) and myself have enjoyed a wonderful marriageand have also enjoyed a fantastic honeymoon (in your pants!!).

    However - now we're bored.
    And also - seeing several screaming, pooping, crying, wailing, beautiful kids on our honeymoon, kind of made us (well I say us - it was mainly me) fairly clucky.

    And so we've asked Phil (InaRut AKA "walrus boy") to be the (OMG YOU GUESSED IT) sperm donor for us.
    WE'RE HAVING A BABY!!!!!

    Holly is having fun working the turkey baster and I will show you the following excerpt from our discussion on who's the pregnant one.

    Holly: By the way - Phil's agreed to be the sperm donor.
    Tess : SUHWEET!
    Tess : Who wants to be fat, pregnant, hormonal and emotional?! I'll rock, paper scissor you for it!
    Holly: DO NOT WANTS!!!! (except the scissoring part).
    Tess : *sighs* Okay, I'll be the fat, pregnant hormonal and emotional one. BUY ME MOAR CHOKLAT WIFEY!
    Holly: now that I can do. *a few pictures of choklat later* and now for what every chocolate loving lesbian needs - chocolate tools!!!
    Tess : Thank youuuuu *sniffs tearily and stuffs chocolate into face*

    Oh the joys of simplicity in deciding who's gonna get preggers!

    YAY FOR BABIES!!!!
     
    #1 Vampyrecat, Oct 13, 2008
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    And the baby will have an army of godparents :grin:

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    :O:O

    I'm going to be an EC Uncle?!?!

    Holly, why did you keep your EC brother out of the loop on this? *feels shunned* Is it because I'm gay? (lol couldn't resist)

    *buys Tess the biggest chocolate Bunny in the world* :3 That should last you... a few... hours <_<
     
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  4. Vampyrecat

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    *grins* Yup! you're gonna be an EC uncle!

    And no - it's not because you're gay - it's cos we wanted to keeps it a secret for a while. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    *nom nom nom* fanks!!!
     
    #4 Vampyrecat, Oct 13, 2008
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    OMG - chocolate babies - and Phil is the daddy...:eek:

    Something odd in the genes here....:confused:

    Oh well - chocolaty walrus ninja vampyre babies...:thumbsup:
     
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    Oh, and I can't forget something for my EC sister... *orders 100 bottles of Holly's favorite wine* You're going to need it.
     
    #6 Tim, Oct 13, 2008
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    Does this mean I finally get to be a Grandma? :grin:
     
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    For my uber awesome wife..... what every lesbian needs:

    CHOCOLATE TOOLS!!!!

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    #8 pirateninja, Oct 13, 2008
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    I'm shocked that Phil would agree to do this, without talking to me :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    maybe you should ask him for explanaaaations then??? hmm?? :slight_smile:
     
    #10 Vampyrecat, Oct 14, 2008
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    Believe me, there will be words :lol:
     
    #11 Starlight, Oct 14, 2008
  12. nodoubtjunkie

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    Can I be an earth mother? (I'm not a great beliver in god...)

    *pweeeeeeeease???*

    And as earth mother, I will offer my services as a birthday partner, as all I can see, bless you Holly dearest, is Holly standing at the end of the bed, crouching down blowing on her hands and just explaining, 'don't worry wifey, i'll catch it.'
     
    #12 nodoubtjunkie, Oct 15, 2008
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    ^Haha, in that situation, I'd probably faint. I'm EXTREMELY squeamish. I see someone with a nosebleed or particularly nasty cut, TIMBER!
     
    #13 pirateninja, Oct 15, 2008
  14. nodoubtjunkie

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    Bles ya Holly.
    And with you not being the pregnant one and all, you're new mommy present shall be of the alcohol variety lol. Tess's will be nipple shields....or breast pads...or something equally as gross. Oh the joys of being a non-pregnant mother in a lesbian huddle of motherhood :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #14 nodoubtjunkie, Oct 15, 2008
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    ^ That's just one of the many reasons I don't ever EVAR want to get pregnant. I just couldn't give up on alcomahol for nine months.

    Let's toast! To first comes love, then comes marriage, then a baby in the golden carriage!

    *wonders if this will start a trend like the marriage did*
     
    #15 pirateninja, Oct 15, 2008
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    CONGRAGUMILATIONS ^.^

    ...Can I be an earthmother with Marie? *cuteface*

    Ooooh, this is so exciting ^.^
    I get special priveledges because I'm the sperm donor's faghag :grin:

    Haha, I can always be the official chocolate and wine deliverer... ^.^
     
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    Done and Done. You are the official chocolate and Wine deliverer.

    And Holly - i can easily go without alcohol for nine months (I usually go around 10-13 months). JUST DON'T FORGET THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!
     
    #17 Vampyrecat, Oct 16, 2008
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    YES MA'AM! :grin:

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    #18 pirateninja, Oct 16, 2008
  19. Helen

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    May I be the in-utero-brain-stimulator? ^_^

    *brings out the Baby Mozart CDs* :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #19 Helen, Oct 16, 2008
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    Haha congratz!! :grin: Do I get to be anything?? lol
     
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