Hey, I'm lettuce! I'm not sure why I chose that name but I guess it works and it's kinda starting to grow on me. Kinda. Anyway, I'm MtF transgendered and I'm sort of having a lot of trouble presenting right now. A whole lot. Which is why I'm here. I'd say more about myself, but then you wouldn't have the intense satisfaction of unraveling the majestic Rubik's Cube that is myself! Plus it already took me like an hour to type this much and I just don't think this kind of post-writing is sustainable.
OMG I LOVE FOOD RELATED USERNAMES I was gonna go with peanut or carrot but then I was afraid of dirty jokes. Welcome!
Thanks! Yeah, I decided on lettuce because I'm 80% sure there aren't any lettuce-based innuendos to make. But I have been really, really wrong in the past.
When I came out, my mom was making tacos and I said that "it smells like tacos" and my gay uncle starting acting like it was an innuendo...
Innuendos ruin the beauty that is food. Deep metaphors that don't actually make any sense are way better!
Hey sweetie I'm Celeste, it's nice to meet you & welcome to EC! My wall is always open if you need a chat or just generally bored ^^
Welcome to EC! I hope you find many new friends here. It took me a very long time to write my first comment here, too.
Thanks for the warm welcomes, everyone! I hope I can expect this kind of stuff from the rest of the forum! I haven't really been part of an online community for a really long time so sorry in advance if I end up making a mess here.
