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Hello.... it's me

Discussion in 'The Welcome Lounge' started by MalteserScoffer, Oct 7, 2016.

  1. MalteserScoffer

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    Hello all. Coming live from sofa littered with sweet wrappers and cake crumbs, it's...... me. *Nailed the opening*. So, to get to the real point of my presence here(just realised I'm not sure i'm posting on the right area of the forums. Well, I'm sure someone will set me right) I'm on the lookout for anyone who's feeling friendly to chat to. Preferably people who have things in common with me, so 14(give or take). Sorry to sound so demanding, but things that are relatively reasonable said in real life tend to sound horribly insistent on the internet. Or maybe things that are way too awkward to be said in real life are said all too easily on the internet, where they are still awkward anyway(but since no one is exactly sure who you are, it doesn't matter). Either way, I'd be chuffed if anyone takes the trouble to get in touch. Thank you!!!!

    MalteserScoffer(yes, I have that name for a reason :slight_smile:)
     
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    Hi :slight_smile:

    I don't fall on your desired category(or demands. Oh, Loved your opening btw!)
    Anyway, I'm just going to say, welcome to EC
     
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    Thank you Hussh for the welcome. So glad you understand my humnle insistent demands. Thank you also for your kind compliment on my opening - a little bit of praise/adoration is always welcome, and I like to feel my efforts(quarter of an hour for that opening) were richly rewarded :grin:.

    ---------- Post added 7th Oct 2016 at 09:41 PM ----------

    Sorry, I meant Hushhh. Slip of the tongue!(or finger)
     
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    Hey MalteserScoffer! Welcome to EC!:slight_smile:

    I also don't fall into your desired category, but I wanted to welcome you and tell you that I admire your prose and your spunk!:lol:
     
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    You naughty boy! :slight_smile: but you got me laughing how much it took you and that slip of the tounge or finger. Hahahha.

    Continue making this place fun :slight_smile: some people need that kind of attitude here :wink:

    Ciao
     
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    I like the opening.... :slight_smile: Welcome to Empty Closets! You will likely find that Empty Closets is a great place to chat with members, and I'm sure you'll find a couple of members if not more who share one or two of your interests.

    Of course if you have any questions or want to get things off your chest, please feel free to ask away and seek support. :slight_smile:
     
  7. MalteserScoffer

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    Hello all! Thanks for your lovely replies and tributes of praise kind words! I'm going on for the evening, so I'll try to reply here, there and everywhere. There'll be no escape from the malteser! Sorry, that sounded slightly unhinged. I think I'll enjoy it here..... :grin:
     
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    I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
     
  9. MalteserScoffer

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    Perhaps: but just how many years has it been? I can barely even remember your face - and I've always been afraid that you've moved on without me. Thank you..... for remembering me.

    [ABOVE IS A JOKE]
    I never take chances with people being offended.