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[Trying not to parody] Guess who's back![Eminem]

Discussion in 'The Welcome Lounge' started by InaRut, Jun 24, 2009.

  1. InaRut

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    *Bursts through the saloon doors and looks menancingly around the bar. The sound of his spurs clink and clank in harmony to the deep rythmns of his leathery cowboy boots slamming down onto to the hard chestnut floor. The thick layer of dust on his hat and clothes tell the tale of an outlander long gone missing. The room which once was filled with the sounds of upbeat piano and the calls of saloon girls goes quiet. Disbeleif and awe take over as never before would anyone ever be expecting to look into dark blue eyes of the one once called walrus.

    Standing himself on a table he breathes in deeply as though he is ready to make a speech. Reaching into his pocket the crowd suddenly and simotaneously gasps. He then slowly slides his hand out of the pocket and then quickly jolts it into the air holding his hand in a fist. Opening his hand suddenly glitter and rainbow streamers drop. Putting on a pink ascot he looks to the always friendly faces of the patrons at the Empty Closet Saloon and shouts excitingly....

    I'm BAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!

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    So after somehow...and not purposefully doing so...convicing my mom to pay for my internet it seems that Walrus and EC can be forever together again. I can't tell you how much I missed blogging, chatting in the chatroom, and helping out when I can. I really would be lying if I said I didn't think to myself at least once, "I wonder what shinanigans Holly has gotten herself into now." or "I wonder what new crazy video Martin has been showcasing for us."

    It really makes me realize how important the EC community has and always will be to me. Sure times aren't perfect for me, but when I've got you guys backing me up I feel that I'm getting pretty damn close to that goal.

    So HELLO new people, GLAD to see you againto EC vetrans, and my love to all of you :slight_smile:.

    Execept Holly, she gets a bottle of Canadian Merlot instead :thumbsup:
     
  2. Jim1454

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    Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Your first year of university has obviously paid off! :icon_wink

    Glad to hear that you'll be around more often. The forum misses you!
     
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    Phil!!!!!!!!!!!! (*hug*)
     
  4. pirateninja

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    Dude, don't you dare ever leave again :grin: Unless it means you'll bring more wine :lol:

    But seriously, I have missed you (*hug*)




    ..... buddeh. :grin:
     
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    Welcome Back! :slight_smile:
     
  6. InaRut

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    Thanks guys :slight_smile: I'm gonna blog on update on all the juicey gossip you missed while I was out of commision.



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    Hey!

    Good to see ya back...tho' I'm still trying to come to terms with the mental images of a 2000kg mammal with tusks, whiskers & fishy breath, complete with cowboy boots & spurs, lumbering through the saloon door and scattering glitter and rainbow streamers...:grin:

    Oh - and can I introduce you to your new girlfriend? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tkxLNO8Gmw[/YOUTUBE]
    ...ain't she cute? :wink:
     
  8. Greggers

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    PHIL!!!

    I almost forgot you go here still...
     
  9. InaRut

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    Greg you almost forgot about me </3

    I'm utterly heartbroken!


    :grin: However for the rest of you I've uploaded some pics of the jacket I can't wear because it's to hot :slight_smile: enjoy!
     
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    Welcome back Phil!
     
  11. Maddy

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    Yay! Welcome back, EC's had a distinct lack of walruses (walri?) lately, and just hasn't been the same.
     
  12. beckyg

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    She's adorable but I think our Phil swings the other way. :wink: Welcome back Phil! I'm glad mom was nice enough to pay for the internet.
     
  13. InaRut

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    True,

    But for a lady of that magnitude I can always treat out for a nice dinner :slight_smile:

    WOW! That's like the Megan fox of the walrus world. You see those curves!
     
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    Welcome back :slight_smile: