This is my introduction.

Let us get some things straight right off the bat, okay?

1.) Call me JoJo
2.) I can type properly, I hope you can do it too..
3.) In the highly unlikely event that we do meet in person, you best not touch me. I hate being touched, especially without my permission.

Okay, with that out of the way, I give you my interesting introduction!

As stated earlier, my name is JoJo. No, that is not my real name, but that is what you will call me. No, I won't tell you my real name. I will, however, tell you that that JoJo is diminutive of my full name, which should make it rather easy to guess. If you can't tell, I dislike my full name. I enjoy my privacy, so you won't find out much about me unless we actually talk for a while.

I live in a small northern California town, and I hate it. With a population of around five thousand, everyone knows everyone. That does not bode well for me, as if one person knows something, everyone will know it the next day. On another note, I have a strong dislike towards people; I don't mind the individuals, rather society as a whole.

Words such as "Hate" and "Love" are very strong, overused words. I tend not to use them all to often. Yet, at the same time, I find myself with a general love towards everyone. (Yes, I know that I dislike people, here is an explanation: Society is horrible, but that is the choices that we make as a whole, not one's an individual.) I believe that everyone deserves a second chance, and some more than that. I don't hold grudges all too often, and the ones I do subside easily.

My hobbies include writing, drawing and running. I would be on the cross country team if I was not burdened with asthma. Yes, I haven't had an "attack" in many years, I do believe that it still affects me. Maybe, next year, I will try out for the team, or rather.. join it. My weekends are boring, as I don't have many of these "friends" at least not ones that live near me. Or, let's put it this way: I have many "friends" but they aren't real. That is to say, they wont be there when I need them, and they only bother with me when they've no one else. I think, that there are probably five people on this planet who would remain by my side no matter what choices I made, and sadly, only two of them live in the same town. Another lives in a whole different country.

This might be a rather long introduction, I don't know. I don't care. Don't think that because you read this that you know me. This doesn't even scratch the surface of who I am.

TL;DR: I am typically a nice guy, I have my off days, deal with it.

Oh, if you want to know anymore, I consider talking with me.

 

@djt820: You are coming off as sarcastic to me. D=
@x2...: You wouldn't dare! D=
@Shebbs: Thank you =]