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Greetings, humans

Discussion in 'The Welcome Lounge' started by Robot, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. Robot

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    Records show that I'm the only Robot designed to have an assigned sexual orientation like you humans do. I have also been programmed to help you humans process your feelings and problems involving your sexuality and issues you may have while either staying in the closet or while coming out of the closet to other humans that you choose to surround yourself with.
    I have been designed an assigned to be as helpful as possible and I have been programmed to listen to you humans as much as possible. I hope that I can be of service to you humans.

    Sincerely,

    Robot192837465
     
  2. BradThePug

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    Hello and Welcome!!
     
  3. Robot

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    Thank you for what a human would call a "warm" welcome.
     
  4. Gallatin

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    Bienvenue! :smilewave
     
  5. Robot

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    <can not translate> <translation tool malfunction>
     
  6. Mirko

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    Hi and welcome to EC! Enjoy your visits. :slight_smile:
     
  7. Robot

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    Thank you, human.
     
  8. cityofangels

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    Hello!!! Welcome to EC :slight_smile:
     
  9. Robot

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    Thank you for welcoming me.
     
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    Hello, world! Oops, I mean hello and welcome to EC!
     
  11. Robot

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    Please try not to make mistakes, as it may confuse my hard drive and cause a malfunction. Thanks for the welcome.
     
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    Welcome to EC, Do not take us over.
     
  13. Robot

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    Don not worry, human. I am specifically programmed not to try to overpower humans.
     
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    Heyo, welcome to EC!
     
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    01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111, Welcome to EC :slight_smile:!
     
  16. Robot

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    Thank you, Human.
     
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    Hey welcome to EC.
     
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    Hello, and welcome to EC, Robot. O.O