(insert witty greeting here)

Hello! The name is Joel, as you may have gathered. If not, well, moot point now isn't it?
I'm not quite proficient when it comes to introductions. I figure that there should be a little more than, "I like cats, reading, and long, romantic walks on the beach." (By the way, I don't care for long walks on the beach, if you were wondering.)

I'm a bit of a selfish, crazy, occasionally gentle, often hyper-spastic individual. Seeing as I'm repeating myself now when I admit to not knowing what to say, I'll leave this open ended. If anyone cares to, they may inquire to their heart's content. I'd be happy to indulge them and answer.

Thank you!

 

What a lovely reception! Thank you very much.
*glomps Waffles back* I do believe that is my first glomp since my arrival. A very special occasion, yes?