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I'm here to shave your legs.

Discussion in 'The Welcome Lounge' started by soucient, Dec 8, 2012.

  1. soucient

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    or not, if you prefer.

    I normally don't write introductions, but when I do, they're very poorly articulated. Here we go~

    Ehmmm. I'm an (newly-formed) guy, I'm sixteen, and I'm not really sure what's going on with my sexuality. Basically it's just running around doing what it wants, humping table legs and such. I like tea and coffee equally. Cold, dry, windy days are great and Tumblr is excellent. I love writing. I go between being quite a dapper young gentleman and a hoodlum having a sleazy love affair with Fonzie. I'm still scared of the dark and I have a firm belief that there's a little man in ATM machines that spits out money. sometimes i don't use proper grammar and write jumbled sentencwoeuvnwofnw

    I'm out as transgendered to my mother, and that's it. She's going to help me tell my father soon. I'm out as bisexual to my parents and irrelevant acquaintances. I don't have a lot of friends (read, none), but maybe this site will change that. I'm not as horrible as I seem. c:
    Have a nice day~

    love,
    Ryan
     
  2. WilliamM

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    Well hi there and welcome.
    I also prefer you dont shave my legs
     
  3. Ticklish Fish

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    hi! i have no leg hair for you to shave
     
  4. Pret Allez

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    Welcome! (*hug*)

    And please do shave my legs!
     
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    Welcome!

    And no shaving me or I'll cut you. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :grin:
     
  6. soucient

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    It's okay. I'm out of cheap BIC razors anyway.
    Thanks for the welcome. <3
     
  7. theMaverick

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    No shaving my legs. I don't have much hair but I'm fond of what I do have.

    Bravo on having the most interesting introduction title ever.

    Welcome to EC!
     
  8. kageshiro

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    Welcome to EC~ Died laughing at your sig. The true magic of alan rickman really is his ability to make you hear any written quote of him in his exact voice every time no matter what. :thumbsup:
     
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    welcome:eek:
     
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    You have talent as a writer. You even know where to put your jumbled sentencwoeuvnwofnw.
     
  11. welcome ryan (*hug*)
     
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    Welcome! Shaving is appreciated .
     
  13. Eatthechildren

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    Hey Ryan!
    I shaved my legs yesterday. If I'd known you were going to offer to, I would have waited. Sorry! :lol:

    My sexuality seems similar to yours. My advice is to call yourself ambiguously queer, taste test everything, and see where you wash up :grin:
     
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    Welcome to Empty Closjfhdajsafkdsnw!
     
  15. All Star

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    Welcome to EC! And I have no leg hair for you to shave.:lol:
     
  16. Welcome!
    I won't mind a shave honestly.
     
  17. Daisy1

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    You seem awesome! Great intro. Welcome!!
     
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    OMG! That intro was awesome, I've got a huge grin on my face!

    Thanks for that, and WELCOME!

    I'm Zen nice to meet you!
     
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    awyeah, the leg shaving guy is here!

    Welcome to EC, Ryan xD. Your services will be appreciated!
     
  20. I'm perfectly capable of shaving my own legs, thank you very much, but I appreciate the offer.

    Welcome to EC.