My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V. I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z. I guess even back then you can call me CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'! Just kidding, I'm not Jay-Z. I feel all the disappointing eyes reading this. Usernames destroy my very being and I'm still laughing at ikea monkey so that's how this happened. Note: I'm not the real ikea monkey. First not Jay-Z and now not the ikea monkey?? I know, I'm going to be a huge disappointment!