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Yes! Yes! Praise me! I am the Greatest Sassanid King Who Ever Was!

Discussion in 'The Welcome Lounge' started by KhosrauII, Jun 3, 2013.

  1. KhosrauII

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    You may call me XosrowII, or KhosrauII, or KII which ever you prefer. I am the greatest king of the Sassanid Empire who ever was and ever shall be. Arshadir the First ain't got nothing on me. As King though, I am required to copulate with a concubine to produce a male offspring to ascend to the throne at my death, but these concubines are too...female. A thrall told me of a ethereal place where you can talk about how upset you are that you don't want to copulate with females, and thus here I am. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:ride: :sassanidpride:
     
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    Hi KhosrauII :welcome: to EC :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:ride:
     
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    What even?
     
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    Howdy! and welcome to EC! :slight_smile:
     
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    Umm... *_*

    Welcome! :grin:
     
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    Teehee. Persian history references make me giggle.

    Welcome!!! :slight_smile:
     
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    Welcome to EC! :slight_smile: Your posts are going to become my new favorite read. :grin: