Don't know if any joke threads exist, but here we go on starting one. This thread is for sharing jokes, either jokes you've heard, read, or a comedian has said. EG: Jimmy Carr, to someone sitting in the front row: "Are you gay?" Person shakes head "Oh please, you're so far in the closet, you're having adventures in Narnia." Another example: Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Now you know the rules, i turn the thread over to you, let the groaners comense
An eight walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've been feeling pretty crummy lately. I haven't had much energy, and I am not sleeping well." The doctor suddenly picks him up, and SLAMS him down on his side. Then the doctor asks, "How do you feel now?" He replies, "Actually doc... I feel infinitely better!"
I have a pretty sick sense of humor. I love this one. It reminds me of this one: Q: What did the queen give Fergie for her birthday? A: A Mercedes and a trip to Paris.
I got some HORRIBLE ones... What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done. "I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse."
If we're on bad princess Diana Jokes Jimmy Carr (king of morbid jokes( The world was shaken when Diana died, and all London got was a shitty fountain. Still better than Paris all they got was a slow down sign. And Another (also Jimmy Carr) Years after the Chernobyl accident and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheroes. And of course Broken Pencils are pointless.
My friend told me this one when we were bored in the library one day! What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile! :roflmao:
Why don't they let blind people go skydiving, it'd scare the crap out of the dogs. ---------- Post added 8th Aug 2013 at 09:20 PM ---------- Q: How do we know what shampoo princess diana used? A: Because her head and shoulders was found all over the dash board.
Why did Timmy fall of the tree? Person: why? Because Timmy was dead... Why couldn't Sally swing on the swings? Person: why? Sally had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally ...don't mind my twisted since of humor